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Science News from Cold Spring Horrors Laboratory, where our science goes to eleven! Par0dy account of science and it's horrors. Deeply unfunny. New York. Because lobsters. Joined March 2013-
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@elneurozorro @bita137 @doc_becca It’s the beard. Once Huberman grew it out the stimulated hair follicles activated the keratin-dopaminergic-testosterone axis, which through the process of neuroplasticity rewired his brain into who he is now. He’s having a special 6.5 hour episode on “Samson Syndrome” next month!
Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory
Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory
New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.
We are super excited to congratuale our Dear Leader at @CSHLaboratory for being named NAS member for the 34th time! We will be erecting a commemorative statue of Dear Leader’s #NASmember to celebrate!
@ClementYChow Here at @CSHLaboratory we have them fight in the courtyard using only a micropipetter and a petri dish. First to go down gets kicked out.
Welcome to our latest installment of the GlamSci podcast where we explore fascinating science topics to enhance your life. This time around, we’re discussing the insane dopamine-enhancing powers of flatulence! That’s right, you heard (and smelled) us correctly!
Michael Eisen @mbeisen
77K Followers 15K Following I science & try to make science open. Tweets do not represent my employer's views, but are always correct. My conflicts of interest https://t.co/bZ7I9oSJe0.Harmit S. Malik @HarmitMalik
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4.0M Followers 483 Following The world's leading outlet for cutting-edge research in all areas of science. Follow @NewsfromScience for stories from our news team.@doc_becca @CSHLaboratory @bita137 The trick is to grow a beard out the first year of grad school like I did. Then your high rigor personality is permanently cemented in your hippocampus.
@CSHLaboratory @Goodflies @CSHLflycourse Are they Kobe grade?
This is chock full of bangers.
In the first college application season since the Supreme Court struck down affirmative action, Asian American families are more stressed than ever about college admissions latimes.com/california/sto…
@CSHLaboratory @ClementYChow Do they get to choose the pipettes? If so, you gotta go with the Eppendorf p2.5, light and very pointy.
@ClementYChow Not every day has to be meat pants day, Professor.
A number of folks have asked for updates on how I’m doing. I’m not bad! I have a ways to go still (pic is of me at the infusion clinic) but I’m making progress & feeling good. I’ll even be at #sfn23 next week. if you see me, say hi & remind me to rest, eat & hydrate!
@AndrewHires People like me who are upset with it are perfectly content to sacrifice morning sun in exchange for more afternoon sun
@slava__bobrov Not so many mammalian neurons with a 100 micron cell body, actually.
@danrdanny @CSHL I suggest you tag @CSHLaboratory on all your posts ;)
@joshdubnau Make it every week--2 cups cold water, 1 and 1/3 cups rice, heat to a boil, 21-25 minutes on lower heat
Has anyone ever successfully cooked brown rice to completion? I’ve been simmering this pot tonight for 45 days and it will never be done.
Relatedly, if you are in the front row at the KC show, I suggest masking up. I have terrible sore throat. It's probably because Bob brought Mac 18 instead of Mac 25, but either way it isn't going to hold me back when I'm belting out "Layla."
I don't know about you, but my "local" and "federated" feeds are useless streams of context-free posts, many in other languages mixed in with stuff like this. This is not the content I'm here for.
Watson is a racist sexist homophobe and that makes this deeply unfunny.
Happy to announce @CSHLaboratory will be starting our own social media service! WatsonWatsoff will provide free verification for all faculty (with beards). Everyone else will need a new Cell/Sci/Nature paper a month to keep their verification.
I love browsing the pictures from old @CSHLaboratory Quantitative Symposia
@AmanHusbands @CSHLaboratory Supper time.
@CSHLaboratory Surprising, isn't it? Most people feel at first that they can steel themselves against it but they're completely unprepared for the intensity of the pain.
What a treat to have my painting featured @CanadaPaintings
Architectures of neuronal circuits This is it, Liqun Luo has solved the brain science.org/doi/abs/10.112…