As part of our effort to reduce our carbon footprint, we’re excited to announce that we will be replacing several of our patrol SUV’s with state-of-the-art skateboards! *possible delayed response time if you live at the top of a hill.
@BvuePD Alright! Do they have rocket accelerators? Grappling hook? Red and blue lights with siren? Let's go!
@BvuePD Sadly, it is so close to the truth that it is not as funny as it could be.
@BvuePD Ya know… with the state of crime in our area I don’t find that very funny even though it’s April Fool’s Day! 🤦🏻♂️
@BvuePD This is incredible! Was the original photo of one of your officers choking their spouse? Or harassing a minority? Great Photoshop skills!
@BvuePD sadly, news from our state do read like april 1st all the time, not just on april 1st.