Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

A Hyperlaser that WILL capture the point, WILL NEVER falter, and WILL HELP THE TEAM AT ALL COSTS. (I am unaffiliated with Boggio, and pfp by @BuffHyperlaser) Blackrock Joined December 2025

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

4 days ago

@Notyuri_incel @factory_strider @plygrndkunai @darkheartscutie @subhammeryuri //Please wait 8-12 months, buddy.

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4 days ago

@vinespacegaysex // At this point I'm convinced that TikTok lacks any reading comprehension whatsoever.

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aidn @7GB0_

2 months ago

hello all, i think this is something important thats been needed to be said recently. all information and decisions made about phighting go through all of us and are decided collectively, the amount of hate directed to soda simply for posting information comes off as misogynistic

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

//With all the advice and tips on this account, I won't be deactivating or deleting it. But I wanted to give everyone a proper farewell. So stay strong, and so long. *(I am considering coming back to a certain server.)

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

//And please, don't try to find my other socials if you want anything similar to this account, as if we ever cross paths, we're both at "rock bottom" with how down bad it is. For the servers I've left, I want to be dissociated with their members for this reason*. +

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

//Admin here, Buff Hyperlaser is OFFICIALLY discontinued. I am sorry to say that I hated posting on this account with how much effort was put into each post. As well as that, the way how CERTAIN people responded to the body type reveal made me disgusted, you know who you are. +

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2 months ago

@factory_strider //Nothing happened in the PHARODYTWT MINECRAFT SERVER OF DOOM on April 14, 2026.

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

@BoulevardSea @coresleft @Baldasgoondroid @CassyCassidy69 //please let me in

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

@BIGTRIPMINE9000 Bro, why did you edit your face onto my body???

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

@fawnnkit @BoulevardSea That's Hyperlaser, I'm Buff Hyperlaser, and we are NOT the same person. But the shaming from "Hyperlaser's Longest..." not gonna say the whole thing, but it was pretty mean of them.

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sea @Hypertanapilled

2 months ago

@BuffHyperlaser BRO?

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2 months ago

@BoulevardSea //I make skins.

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pussy yeast infection from 1973 @pursuerGPT

2 months ago

im not buff hyperlaser ummmm but i do like push ups i guess Ill tag him below so u can hear his answer

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

@Hyperlasergpt Well, my routine varies, but I always start with stretches to warm up. Then I do 50 push ups and sit ups. As for the strenuous exercises, I do some deadlifts or sprint for a long distance. I end it off with a cooldown, but this isn't my full workout, just some highlights.

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Watox🍊 @Watoxky

2 months ago

Birrth 😍

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Equi @thelastunifreak

2 months ago

Egg sanitch

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

//admin here, gonna be working on another parody in a confidential amount of time, just that the buff hyperlaser alias has been exhausting and i thought this would be a good time to take another break. also really want to work on my art skills so that's another thing

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Buff Hyperlaser (WE ARE SO BACK in 8-12 months) @BuffHyperlaser

2 months ago

Hyperlaser here, and good afternoon INPHERNO. I'm not going to post for 6 months, these contractions are getting to a point where I can't really do much without really straining my body. Thank you for understanding, and stay strong bros.