Briony @BriPie_

she’s taking it all in, she just doesn’t want to talk She/her Joined October 2011

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Briony @BriPie_

a week ago

The l’occitane hand cream is crap lol. I used it every night since the end of january and came to the conclusion my hands looked older and when they got dry from washing them a lot, it did nothing. Okeefes has my heart. Save your money folks.

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Briony @BriPie_

2 months ago

I just got where I work to play party girl by mcfly on the radio so it was played in every shop in the country. I feel like I just trolled everyone 😂

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2 months ago

Whoever got omfg zone, you’re all wizards because how is that possible

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Briony @BriPie_

2 months ago

KEEP TRYING MCFLY PEOPLE!!! I just got a semi decent seat and soundcheck!

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Briony @BriPie_

2 months ago

Just learnt what ticketek was last night. This morning, found out they are actually a massive piece of shit. No mcfly tickets for me and I’m working friday so that should be fun 🙃

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Briony @BriPie_

3 months ago

I love that they basically ignored ellie saying danny jones 😂 didn’t even put his picture up at the end! #MaskedSingerUK

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3 months ago

He sang the bridgerton version of how deep is your love and he was on the spinoff queen charlotte. Tis lemar. #MaskedSingerUK

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Briony @BriPie_

4 months ago

I heard ‘motion in the ocean’ as a clue and was like ‘not to be that annoying mcfly stan but thats a mcfly album’ and then mr danny jones opened his mouth and tah dah! #maskedsinger

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

The stunt doubles in ghosted are sO bad! Not at their job but they’re so obviously not the actor/actress, it’s like im watching a movie from the 70’s

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

Ive had a reaction to a skincare/makeup product but I have no idea which one. 😔

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

Command fairy light hooks are a scam. The amount of paint they’ve taken off my walls is a piss take.

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Skully🎆 @skullybou

a year ago

“Damn I’m hungry, wish I had something to eat” Jack black:

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

I need to have a word with jacobs because the new twiglets are fucking gross

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a year ago

Psa for anyone with mild milia under their eyes: when they make themselves known that they will appear (red dot, painful to the touch) PUT A PIMPLE PATCH ON IT!!! They pop right off in the morning!

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

It’s taken nearly 24 years but I just microwaved a non microwavable mug and grabbed it by the metal covered handle. I now have a blister friend.

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a year ago

Whoever bought my spare panic at the disco ticket, see you there 😂

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a year ago

I vote for stanley tucci to present the brits next year #brits

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a year ago

I was picking something up from the floor today when a customer says ‘excuse me’ so I stand upright and look at her and she gasps(!!!) and says ‘you have such beautiful skin!’. Now that I’m typing that out it sounds made up but I swear it’s not! God bless @CarolineHirons 🙌🙌🙌

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

I’ve just realised busted’s most well known songs are all lil stories that if I knew how, I would turn them into great movies. I’m thinking ‘10 things I hate about you’ vibes.

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Briony @BriPie_

a year ago

Lol an amazon driver hid my parcel behind my neighbours bin which they had dragged over to my side of the driveway as if it was my bin??? Thats a new one.