congrats once again to the editorial team at the cut lol thecut.com/article/age-ga…
the funniest part for sure x.com/sommkennedy/st…
the funniest part for sure x.com/sommkennedy/st…
@BrandyLJensen Check the alumni directories. She can’t be real.
@BrandyLJensen "coiling an HDMI cord around my wrist as proof of some technical duty" Catch me doing this at my next tech conference with work so people can realize I'm not the contracted Booth Babe ™️
it’s common for men to become better partners with time. makes sense to pick fruit when it’s ripe and you have a good sense of what you’re getting, rather than picking it too early and crossing your fingers that it ripens well 🤷♀️ they sound like a great fit and i’m happy for them!
@BrandyLJensen @BritMartinez what do you think? Also the writer lives in Miami.
@BrandyLJensen Absolutely breathtaking number of words to say "I have noticed that other women often have to teach their partners life skills. I, a genius, will simply marry someone who has to support me and teach me life skills." incredible, no notes
@BrandyLJensen I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to publish this