Dr. Bourbon, PhD (in alcoholism and bad advice) @BourbonSex
🔞I'm Bourbon. NSFW. Infantry Veteran. Liberal. Loves Lady Bourbon, the dog, some cats, bourbon, coffee, & sex. Now W/more F-Bombs! He/Him/It - Hail Satan! coffeesexandbourbon.blogspot.com Walking that fine line Joined August 2018-
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Even if you found a feral child in the woods behind a Colorado Dollar General, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts it would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.
I've met some dumb people in my life - like REAAAALLY dumb people... But then there's this lady. And not just her, but the idiots who voted for her.
I've met some dumb people in my life - like REAAAALLY dumb people... But then there's this lady. And not just her, but the idiots who voted for her.
This day I bring you the girlfriends!❤️❤️❤️ #hazbinhotel #chaggie #Vaggie #charlie
My PTSD turned 20 this week! Happy birthday!!
10 movies to get to know me: 1: The Last of the Mohicans 2: The Abyss 3: Super Troopers 4: Aliens 5: Life as a house 6: The Crow 7: Megaforce 8: Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 9: Kate 10: The Batman
10 movies to get to know me: 1: The Last of the Mohicans 2: The Abyss 3: Super Troopers 4: Aliens 5: Life as a house 6: The Crow 7: Megaforce 8: Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 9: Kate 10: The Batman
There is no bigger whiny, petulant, childish, petty, I'm not getting enough attention, send me money, how dare Biden be declared the winner, the world revolves around me, crybaby snowflake as Trump. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ProudBlue #TruBlue
I'm debating a comeback... I miss writing smut and posting sexy gifs online.
Always left holding the fucking bag.
Normally, I'm all about Christmas. Getting the right gifts for people... eating the best foods... just enjoying the ever-loving shit out of the Holiday as a whole. This year, however, I just don't feel it. I feel hollow inside and have no desire to participate in any of it...
It's all noise Can't turn it off Can't work through it So much background noise ...The world is too loud
Hello, everyone! How's life? Good I hope. Things have been good here. Doing well. Living the good life with Lady Bourbon and the weirdos. Just thought I'd pop on here and check in. And in other news - I am freaking LOVING Cyberpunk Edge Runners on Netflix.
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@BourbonSex That's pretty funny, doc. How have you and Lady Bourbon been?
Looks like my two week stint in Orlando is going to be bumped to 3 weeks. FML
Even if you found a feral child in the woods behind a Colorado Dollar General, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts it would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.
Breaking News - Stand up comedy to be reclassified as a Class B drug due to long term harm to users from laughing. Sexual assault by police and corruption of MPs still fine though 👍
@BourbonSex She’s a reflection of the folks that voted her in. That to me is the scariest part about her and the other Politicians that act like she does.
This day I bring you the girlfriends!❤️❤️❤️ #hazbinhotel #chaggie #Vaggie #charlie
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@BourbonSex Happy Anniversary?
@BourbonSex Mine's 20th is this July! OMG Besties!!!!!
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This evening I start my Bosnian language course, I'm both anxious and excited. I always hated and struggled with learning languages, but fingers crossed!
I wasn’t sure about getting our first tarantula, let alone our 5th… but some of these will live up to 30 years. That is a serious commitment. Our 6th will arrive tomorrow - An injured Arizona Blond with only 7 legs which I’ve named Eileen. I’ll post photos when she arrives.