Georgia Getz @BOSSY

Bossy is Georgia Getz, a humor blogger, emphasis on humor and blogger. iambossy.com Philadelphia Joined May 2007

Tweets

5K
Followers

3K
Following

20
Likes

12

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Its 3 in the afternoon and my second vessel just combusted trying to heat up sake. There is a point where you think, "The universe does not want me to drink Sake this afternoon." I have not reached that point. #2020election #votehimout #bidenharris

0 0 1 0 1

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

When your simulating turns stimulating. 😬 #jeffreytoobin 😩

1 0 2 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

If I could learn to actually love you, then you, George W Bush, can announce your support for Joe Biden. Stand with me and prove that it’s brave to be flexible and go against type. @georgewbush #georgewbush @thebushcenter @joebiden

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

I just watched a pot boil. Eh.

0 0 2 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

@pacalaga 😭😭😭

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

In today’s episode of Backwards World, less than 24 hours after we were burning down our cities, in the middle of a pandemic, NASA is launching two guys into space.

3 0 5 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

@3morgans 😭😭😭

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

@MrFarty 👋👋👋👋❤️❤️❤️

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

I can’t believe it’s 8pm — feels like it should be either 6pm or tomorrow.

1 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Social distancing expires tonight. That’s a fuck of an awful thing to hear.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Think about *this* as an opportunity to reset our eyebrows! #dontpluck

0 1 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

“I’ll go ahead and...” is the most idiotic way to provide an instruction ever! Stop saying it! “I’ll go ahead and log on to Microsoft Teams.” “I’ll go ahead and blend my foundation using this brush.” JUST STOP.

1 0 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Who knew we would all grow up to be leads in the show, Boy in the Plastic Bubble.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

I’ve purchase scratchy toilet paper my whole life. This is my moment.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Googling ‘face mask’ four weeks ago would have resulted in recipes for exfoliation. 😭

0 0 4 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

My quarantine jumpsuit is in the washer and I’m having separation anxiety.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

I used to be a thought leader.

2 0 2 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Who knew something going viral could be such a bad thing. #corona

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

“I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction” How are these lyrics not WHO’S THAT CASTING BEEFEATER STARES IN MY DIRECTION? 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸#quarantini #losingitYup

0 0 3 0 0

View Details

Georgia Getz @BOSSY

6 years ago

Don’t save your good olive oil because before you know it, there’s a pandemic and the shit goes rancid waiting for your next dinner party. #iHateWhenThatHappens