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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

I may be on a seefood diet - I see food, I eat it - but I still run this house. #BoredPredator #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter Joined November 2022
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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

4 weeks ago

It doesn't matter so much how I got up here, but rather how everyone else will manage without my majestic presence on the ground. #HighAbovePeasants #QueenOfTheCabinet #HighAsAKite #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

a month ago

From my cardboard lookout, I observe the curious rituals of the humans. Today's oddity: synchronized sofa flopping. Fascinating creatures. #CatWatch #HumansAreWeird #CatsOfX #Caturday

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

When you've got the heart of a dragon but the energy of a sloth who's just discovered Netflix. #EpicLaziness #FierceFelineFantasies #MythicalMeower #Caturday #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

This is my solar panel for the sass power. Gotta charge up for the evening zoomies. #AbsorbTheAttitude #FloofyPowerPlant #CatsOfX #Caturday

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

Installed my latest security system: 'The Stare.' It tracks productivity and judges silently. Be warned, it's already disappointed in your coffee choice. #CatsOfX #SupervisorWhiskers #StareMaster

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

The Caturday side-eye: when you want affection but also need to assert your dominance. #Caturday #StareDown #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

When they say "think outside the box," I say "why bother when you fit so perfectly inside it?" #BoxLife #IfIFitsISits #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

2 months ago

Hugging the pillow until it confesses where the treats are hidden. I can wait all day. #InterrocatoryCuddles #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

If your Amazon package just judged you for your shopping choices, it's probably me. #PrimeAndPrejudice #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Breaking News: Local cat breaks sound barrier chasing Springy Gonzales! Witnesses report a sonic 'meow' boom and a blur of fur. #FelineFury #zoomies #tortie #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

This spring has the audacity to exist on my couch. It's a love-bite relationship. #FrenemyFlings #CatsOfX #Springtime

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

When you said "cheese," I thought you meant you were going to feed me some. This is false advertising. #CaturdayScam #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Decided to rewire the internet; expect a few glitches in the matrix today. #TechSupportCat #CableCat #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

I've declared a truce with the yellow spring—its surrender was unconditional. We now share a silent understanding: it doesn't wiggle, and I don't nibble. #TruceTreaty #PawsAndPeace #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Discovered Schrödinger's spring. It's both a toy and an annoyance until I decide to slap it into existence. Quantum mechanics is easier when you have paws. #CatInABox #PawsAndEffect #SchrödingersSpring #CatsOfX #Caturday

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Unzipped the suitcase for a casual jaunt to Paris; ended up in the living room. Rated zero stars. #JetSetFlop #Suitcat #BaggageClaimedMe #CatsOfX

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Tried meditation, ended up fast-forwarding through it; who knew inner peace could be so yawn-inducing? #PawsAndReflect #Catfullness #CatsOfX #Cat

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Tried meditation, ended up fast-forwarding through it; who knew inner peace could be so yawn-inducing? #PawsAndReflect #Catfullness #CatsOfX #Cat

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Born to Run? Pfft, clearly a typo. It should read 'Born to Nap'—and I'm acing it with my eyes closed. #SnoozeAthlete #CatsOfX #Cat #BornToNap #Cathlete

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BoredPredator @BoredPredator

3 months ago

Rise and shine? More like 'stretch and yawn' — my morning exercise involves extending one paw to the sun and the other to hit snooze. #CatFlex #MorningRituals #CatsOfX

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