Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

Corner turner, grinder outer, motivational manager, revealer of the obvious, skipper leading the Yanks to Glorious No. 28. Parody, obviously. New York, NY Joined April 2021

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

3 days ago

I thought Wellsy has been swinging the bat well, he's just gotta get over the hump a little bit and connect on a few of those swings.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

4 days ago

@DataRepublican AI wrote this, AI illustrated it, and you're getting paid taxpayer dollars to pretend it's your labor as an investigative journalist.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

4 days ago

@DataRepublican @JoelValdezDOW So you were so dumb you thought FOIA marks were classified info marks, and you want people to think you're an investigative journalist? I mean, most of us knew from the beginning you were a fraud, but this is hilarious.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

4 days ago

@aubo31 @unusual_whales OK boomer.

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4 days ago

@WFAN660 Thank you, Boomer. Obviously you're a stand-up guy and I take back everything I said about you dining out on a mediocre career for decades.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

4 days ago

Who is sort of responsible for this slander a little bit? Obviously this is false, outrageous and kind of hurts my feelings. Everyone knows I'm a great manager who motivates guys to get out there and compete.

Michael Pieroni @MichaelPieroni1

4 days ago

@WFAN660 Boone is a loser.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

Look upon our lineup, ye mighty, and tremble.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

@shell895 Jazzy's fine, he just needs to sort of get back out there and compete a little bit until he finds that corner and turns it.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

Last time X asked me to help adjudicate a disagreement about ANIME characters. Fucking anime! Now it wants me to weigh in on who "won" a debate between a guy who screeches at women for a living and a woman who makes Alex Jones look sane.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

@eboland11 Obviously, you know, we weren't able to sort of get it done tonight, but we'll come back out tomorrow ready to compete and hopefully, you know, start to turn the corner a little bit.

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2 weeks ago

Neil Keefe @NeilKeefe

2 weeks ago

These are all games the Yankees have lost since the All-Star break: 6 IP, 1 ER 5 IP, 1 ER 7 IP, 1 ER 5.1 IP, 1 ER 7 IP, 0 ER 6.1 IP, 1 ER 7 IP, 3 ER 6 IP, 2 ER

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

13 for 90 with 24 strikeouts and 3 runs in the last 3 games. Like the heroes who handled Chernobyl liked to say: "Not great, not terrible." That situation was just as sort of overblown as our "offensive woes," obviously.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

2 weeks ago

@jacko2323 @ccxv00 If it's Cashman he has an unusually high tolerance for ripping on his own manager, since he interacted with my account quite a bit when I was active. But yeah, takes like this are embracing mediocrity or worse and then claiming it's the only sensible view.

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

3 weeks ago

A pivotal moment in Yankee history. The inciting even that presaged the tenure of Baseball's Most Strategic Mind™ as manager of this iconic franchise, leading the team to an almost-championship. Glorious. Fixed it for you, obviously.

Corn Pop the Reality Czar @Brammer99

3 weeks ago

@Boonesque A pivotal moment in Yankee history. The cause of a decade of mediocrity under the direction of BaBoone

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

3 weeks ago

Kids these days think I'm just a manager. They don't know I was a Yankee who sort of hit a dramatic 11th inning walk-off blast that won game 7 against the Red Sox a little bit back in '03. Boonie is kind of a big deal around here, obviously

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

3 weeks ago

Unconscionable, obviously! I'm sort of putting the best product on the field, we're gonna go out and compete and guys'll turn the corner. Wait, did I already say that?

Jack Legg @Santi_Thorn

3 weeks ago

@MJTorres1230 @TalkinYanks @Boonesque I will not stand for this disgusting truth telling on your behalf!

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

3 weeks ago

They sort of prefer to enthusiastically gargle my balls a little bit, obviously. The fans will be told I'm the best manager for the team, we'll all stick to the line, Jomboy will keep their media access and I'll get a nice extension to buy 50 more years' worth of Bubble Yum.

#thefoodguy™️ MJ ⚾️🍎🌭🤙🏽 🏝🛬 @MJTorres1230

4 weeks ago

@TalkinYanks For once in your life have the balls to ask him real questions …. Why can’t he manage a bullpen? Why does his brain shut off when a simple fan could make better manager decisions in close games? Why does he play his players out of position? When is he resigning? How

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Aaron Boone, Baseball Genius @Boonesque

4 weeks ago

Obviously. Just think of it as sort of an extended bullpen session in early August.

Jake @_JakeG514

4 weeks ago

@Boonesque Hey skip! Glad to see you give Chivilliy a long leash out there tonight. They always say that after the deadline is like a brand new season, so it was good to treat tonight as sort of a spring training game and let him get that opportunity to find out what doesn’t work!