The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather
The Fucking Weather and shit Nothing to do with @metoffice or @bbcweather (Views are usually nicked off others & a load of bollocks) NO SNOWFLAKES Parody 18+ Pub probably Joined December 2013-
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"Britain set to bake in midweek heatwave". "Hose pipe ban - imminent"
"Britain set to bake in midweek heatwave". "Hose pipe ban - imminent"
Utter shite. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/u…
Less than 9 weeks until days start getting shorter..... You're welcome.
Pissed it down all day, evening comes and hardly a cloud in the sky..... just a bit of government poison spray 🤣
Solar eclipse? Been one for 12 fucking months here.
I missed the Guardian getting involved in April fools yesterday.... theguardian.com/environment/20…
The fucking news 🤣
I'm in the boozer and there's no volume on the telly..... Did @RishiSunak say anything fucking remotely interesting or can I just carry on with my San Miguel?
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THE BIG ONE! I've always wanted to put the fued between Mike Baldwin / Ken Barlow from Coronation Street to Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x
@MazeofDeception You realise that the sun isn’t just behind that cloud right? And that it would only be casting shade on a tiny area and be bright sunshine either side? Surely you understand that? Surely?
@BollocksWeather @emmaroc33249448 I'm edging towards it being a subtle parody. If it is, it's genius.
See you guys on Sunday! As always the crowd were brilliant. Thank you for your support
I found a poem my Dad had sent to my Mum about 20 years ago...he had such beautiful handwriting 🤗 Everyone needs a cuddle
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@sheenyp1970 @BollocksWeather @Dan__Stevens @_DHOTYA I thought it was the wind turbines!
@BollocksWeather @Dan__Stevens @_DHOTYA It’s the helicopters creating the wind obviously 🤔🤷♂️
@Demo2020cracy Certainly not before 1904 but increasingly regular ever since!
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