I wonder if the University of Mars will be in the SEC?
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@BoardGeniuses Pac 10 looking to add another mediocre program with no valuable resources to match Oregon
@BoardGeniuses It will start in the Mars Intercollegiate Conference. After establishing itself as the league leading program, the SEC will lure it away ... & then Mars U will go 7-5 as SEC officiating calls every game to protect Alabama, Georgia, LSU & Auburn.
@BoardGeniuses Creepy amount of neck hair growth from Elon
@BoardGeniuses Joins western mid major, conference changes official name to Mars West Conference.
@BoardGeniuses Big Ten but they’ll also bring in Washington to balance things out
@BoardGeniuses Mars natives won’t be able to take the September heat in Florida or Georgia.