Bloody Mary @BloodyLabTruth
•I work in a lab• •This is what we really think• •Deal with it!• •#SitDown & #STFU• •#NextPT Bloody Hell Joined January 2013-
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PT: Why do u have to take so much blood? Me: Because I'm thirsty and don't feel like stopping at 7-11 after work for a Slurpee! #STFU
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You're 34 years old. Do you REALLY need your 12 year old to hold your hand? Grow the hell up you big baby!
(45 people waiting) PT: Wow you're so busy! (4 people waiting) PT: Wow you're so busy! (No one waiting) PT: Is it gonna be a long wait? #WTF
PT: I'm warning you I'm a hard stick. You can't go here, you can't go there, can't use my left arm... Me: Then get the fuck outta here!
If your relative is in a wheelchair, don't dump them at the lab! We don't wanna deal with them any more than you do!
Just a friendly reminder... Those of you that rush in 3 minutes before we close: WE STILL HATE YOU! #STFU
I've got no idea why you're getting these labs, ask your Dr! As far as I'm concerned you're all HIV+ are Diabetic & have Herpes! #STFU
If your stupid doctor doesn't put your lab orders in the system, don't get pissed at me because you have to wait a half an hour! #STFU
If you can't hold your squirmy, crying child still...don't get pissed at me if I miss and have to stick him twice! #STFU
I'm sorry you're crippled but drawing your blood in a wheel chair totally sucks!
PT: Im a really hard stick. Seriously it takes forever to get my blood! Me: That's ok, I enjoy a challenge & Ive only got until 5:30! #STFU
News Flash! I'm not a barber, a flight attendant or a waitress; I'm a phlebotomist. I already know how to use a needle. #STFU
Do you really think I wanna draw your blood at 3am any more than you do? No, I don't! #STFU
News Flash! Your child screaming at the top of their lungs in our waiting room isn't cute! In fact, it REALLY pisses us off! #STFU
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