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@Ianbtc777 @mattkalish I’ve wagered 6figs in 2026 on PM and it leaves a lot to desire as a platform. Kalshi not good either fwiw. Raising at $20B+ Val’s indiscriminately on a regulatory loophole value prop is fine, but at least make it a competent book They’re getting outperformed by my bookie Carl

@Ianbtc777 @mattkalish Matt is objectively correct. The orderbooks for these lines on major events have piss poor liquidity and it often leads to more harm than good in terms of vig and execution price It’s shocking to me that others are not placing their books on here (even with 1-2% juice). Huge gap

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

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$12 for a bean and cheese burrito is a war crime and a symbol of the times

@JustinMacmahan The only way real estate investing can outperform index fund allocations is if you’re doing it full time, getting exemptions, depreciating, tax benefits etc A single bought home is not an investment strategy, that American Dream died long ago.

Consistent mediocrity vs sporadic excellence

Concluding from the HYPE price action that no one took the time to do the math --- 1. 2.6M was unstaked 2. ~850k was restaked immediately (because these were staking rewards not unlocks) 3. ~600k got sent to the DAT (removing token side sell pressure) 4. Four employees restaked ~235k tokens So the actual potential sell pressure was 900k tokens --- They bought back 1.9M tokens in a down November month...

LAX is a pigslop airport designed by Neanderthals on psilocybin

@JustinMacmahan Absolutely low integrity move to not pay this out Rules changing , even if true, has no impact on the bet. Can be mad at the bet but can’t reneg that’s insane If that was a clause it should’ve been stated up front.

@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum How’s this for network status - your CSR said that there are outages in KY, FL, CA, and NY as of 45 minutes ago. That’s from your team. No notes displayed at the top of his comments.

Hey @Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum service has gone down 4 times in 30 days, randomly went out at 2am and you’re now calling it a planned maintenance ETA 11am. 1) 9 HOUR PLANNED MAINTENANCE? 2) no heads up What’s the matter with yall, I can’t even talk to a human I have AI slop

@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum Aight buddy respectfully, explain this then? What type of issue would you call this? Localized, medium, widespread, catastrophic, world ending? Where on the spectrum would your highness like to declare this issue?

@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum Well, I’d say California is a bit away from Kentucky! Also have friends in Florida without I’d say that’s pretty widespread wouldn’t you?

@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum No thank you, you don’t need account information to explain to me why half the country doesn’t have internet. It’s really not that difficult - I sat on the line for CSR and they eventually told me (the individual was very nice and apologetic). I’m sure you’ll get em next time

@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum Sure, let’s do it publicly. 1) How is a planned maintenance at 3am not pre-disclosed the day prior? 2) what planned maintenance takes 9+ hours, am I getting fiber? 3) why am I paying $125 for ISP that’s worse than floppy disk dial up? 4) when will these stop? 3x in a month?

It’s baffling how few crypto projects put any effort into supporting liquid investors. These are the funds and individuals actively trading and holding tokens after TGE. Often providing the crucial ongoing bid that sustains a token’s price and ecosystem health. Yet most crypto projects ignore liquid investors entirely. Supporting liquid participants isn't hard. Set up a simple Telegram group or investor portal. Share clear, up to date metrics around revenue, user growth, and protocol traction. Communicate transparently and regularly. You do NOT need to give away inside information that your legal counsel will get mad at. These small actions go a long way in building confidence and conviction among funds who might otherwise pass on your token entirely. Instead, most projects focus almost exclusively on early stage VCs. They raise their rounds, oversubscribe the cap table, and call it a win. But what happens next? The lockups expire and many of those same VCs dump their tokens, crushing price and sentiment. Without a robust base of liquid buyers ready to step in, the market collapses. What these teams need isn’t just a flashy raise. They need a strategy for ongoing token support. They need to treat liquid funds as long term partners, not as an afterthought. There’s a clear disconnect in the space. Every founder wants a strong chart and healthy secondary market but few are willing to engage the investors who actually drive that. Until that changes, we’ll keep seeing the same story play out: hype, raise, dump, disillusionment.

@benrichmusic Colloquial definitions matter For the same reason that marriage has been extended outside of traditional nuclear family There’s the actual definition of the word, and then there’s the colloquial usage There are facts and then there’s the truth

@Ihartitz How can you say that - by week 5 half the remaining TNF games are going to be dogwater It’s tradition