Best of Chevy Chase (DC) Listserv @Best_ChevyChase
A snarky commentary mocking the dumbest posts of the Chevy Chase (DC) Neighborhood Listserv. Chevy Chase, DC Joined June 2020-
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Absurd logic. @WABADC waivers for group rides means biking can kill you and cycling and bikes should require licenses, registration, and insurance just like motor vehicles. NPS requires waivers to do park clean ups with them. What an absolute foolish person and “coalition”
Neighborhood hoarder, often the first to claim free things and often advertises FB sales, yard sales, and free giveaways, seemingly ghost dropped from Buy Nothing Group and doesn’t know why
Um, Karen, this is really not such a good idea. Happy Halloween!
Wow. For the first time ever, reactionary people—opposing things before admitting to not understanding what they were opposing—swayed by discourse and reason! This is about clearing some trees to rehab the Rock Creek Golf Course. Within the historic course’s existing footprint
Would love to have more context about this funny one. What is the terrible music she is talking about! Maybe a teen garage band practice? And who said it was okay!
I think the answer is: they don’t care, don’t use it now, won’t use it later, and this is another example of trying to invent a sympathetic interest group you can say you’re looking out for?
@Best_ChevyChase The real highlight for me has been the TOTAL misunderstanding that the horses are real v. part of an arcade game 🤌
Derby sounds awesome. Complainers: “how dare a business make noise—not suit me—I want cheap good burgers—I want Chinese.” Open your own damn restaurant! Don’t buy a home by a major thoroughfare then expect it to be rural. Same types that don’t want kids to play sports in parks
Derby sounds awesome. Complainers: “how dare a business make noise—not suit me—I want cheap good burgers—I want Chinese.” Open your own damn restaurant! Don’t buy a home by a major thoroughfare then expect it to be rural. Same types that don’t want kids to play sports in parks https://t.co/ETsryqbOzl
When people try to sell junk for neighbors like this it boggles my mind. So embarrassing! You really need $1 for your leftover paper goods. Just give it away. Same person posted seeking poop bags which makes me want to save a bunch and sell them to her for $1
Wait, so he thinks “No Standing”= parking is okay? It’s just that pedestrians are not allowed to stand there on their feet? And this is unique to one jurisdiction and not universal parking law and language?
What a non sequitur. Imagining this jerk sitting at his table literally shaking his head to himself. #ShakingAndTweeting
Re: the Tenleytown shots fired from last week, Chase is on the case! The police better sign this poster up to their detective squad for her innovative ideas that they definitely didn’t think to investigate like see if there is video available.
1) Dumbass ANCs in hot water for saying F U to residents and businesses opposing bike lanes. 2) Dumbass litserv poster calls photo of them PORNOGRAPHIC. Weird kink?! 3) more dumbass posters wrongly insist “ops” means old people and the photo is a HATE CRIME.
Making arguments that biking is not green and cars are more environmentally friendly. Lol
Disaster at #GagaDC #NatsPark #Gaga Lines snaking around huge blocks multi times over. Announced 7p gate time for show w #approximate 730 start time
I am sad for them and hope they get the pictures back. But because they were clear that people wanting their give away frames should just trash the pictures inside, I am also laughing #schadenfreude
W3BA @Ward3Bikes
1K Followers 1K Following Fighting for better biking in DC's Ward 3. Go to https://t.co/KIE1fFjrZ3 to sign up for our email list. Website is https://t.co/FAtPTjUjb0
dan reed 🦀🏳️�.. @justupthepike
15K Followers 2K Following regional policy director @ggwash, your east silver spring civic association VP, pit bull dad, elder emo, just out here getting cuter. they/them.
SaferConnAveDC 🚲�.. @DcSafer
1K Followers 326 Following A local to Wash. DC group that's sharing information about the planned DDOT updates to Conn Ave for significant safety improvements for ALL users of ConnAve
A Coffee Shop On Ever.. @cpneedscoffee
747 Followers 1K Following Formerly the guy who wanted a coffee shop in Cleveland Park, DC. Now bringing coffee-shop urbanism to Ann Arbor. Run by a guy named Tom. Views mine.
Ward3Vision @Ward3Vision
1K Followers 1K Following Ward3Vision is an active group of residents working to ensure new development is positive and forward-thinking.
@dcbikeman @dcbikeman
352 Followers 158 Following DC #bikeman, Safe Streets | Tactical Non-Compliance #bikedc #MilkcrateBikebasket “He is a soldier of fortune and a renegade.”
Safe Sidewalks DC @SafeSidewalksDC
2K Followers 1K Following Too many cars are ending up on the sidewalk in Washington DC. Please tweet photos of cars on sidewalks or links about Pedestrians hit by cars on the sidewalk.
Greg Schmidt @GregMSDC
7 Followers 27 Following
Celebration of Youth @dorotheabrady17
12 Followers 165 Following Will announce soon our 35th "Celebration of Youth" essay contest for DCPS and DCPCS in grades 4 to 9. Sponsored by Global Harmony Through Personal Excellence.
Charles Cadwell @ChasCadwell
412 Followers 816 Following I worry @ developing country governance & public sector effectiveness. I sit amidst really smart people at the Urban Institute.
Phyllis Jordan @phylliswjordan
1K Followers 1K Following Education policy and communications expert. Former associate director at FutureEd. Former editor at Washpost, LATimes & Roll Call. [email protected]
hey_its_me_gpd @GpdIts
188 Followers 3K Following
Christine OBrien @ChristineO41670
40 Followers 293 Following
Stephen Chapman @SChapman58101
39 Followers 42 Following
Jim Lewis @J1mLew1s
494 Followers 1K Following infrustructure socialist🌹 | constituent services | #Ward4Cares | Park View/Shaw | Philly➡️DC | @CatholicUniv alum | go birds 🦅 he/him
Gabriel Lopez-Bernal @ElUrbanista
893 Followers 2K Following Urbanist, Transportation Planner, Civil Engineer, Community Advocate. Transit Technology Guru. #TrainComms #Connectivity #WiFi7
Scott Roberts @ScottRobertsDC
3K Followers 133 Following resident of Bloomingdale, Washington, DC, USA
Brent Burton @BMBHARDPASS
35 Followers 105 Following
bob sacramento @bobsacramento11
7 Followers 37 Following
Arlington Virginia Bi.. @arlvabikelanes
367 Followers 2K Following the rent is too damn high! and also bike lanes
ChevyChaseNIMBY @NotInChevyChase
17 Followers 30 Following Because when some people comment anonymously they say the quiet part out loud and someone needs to hold a mirror up.
Kris Kunert @KrisKunert
9 Followers 59 Following
Janell Pagats @Janell105Janell
753 Followers 1K Following ANC3C03 Commissioner (elected, unpaid volunteer) this account is mine and not official but hopefully informative.
Vlec @Vilec
64 Followers 367 Following
Zarelli @Zarelli
508 Followers 3K Following
SF @sharon_forsyth
144 Followers 264 Following Illtwitterate tweetotaller. Am I paranoid, or are you following me? Views not my own.
Maura Dougherty @mauradougherty
529 Followers 1K Following Ad-maker for the good guys. I probably want to be friends with your cat.
Tom Mudlaff @TomMudlaff
22 Followers 186 Following
FelicityDC @FelicityofDC
39 Followers 326 Following
David Van Horn @lambda_calculus
5K Followers 1K Following Prof at @umdcs and @umiacs. Co-director of @plumlab. BlueSky: https://t.co/Bwck1H9fXK Mastodon: @[email protected]
Peter @peter_rankin
164 Followers 932 Following opinions are my own (my phone autocorrected “own” to “wine”).
[email protected] @theodore_wren
237 Followers 272 Following Ward 3 Liaison @DCMOCRS | Retweets ≠ Endorsements
Nirosha M. Lederer, P.. @NMahendraratnam
407 Followers 1K Following Transforming healthcare and public health @Aetion / Former: @DukeMargolis @FDAOncology @Avalere/ Opinions Are Mine. RT≠E 👨👩👧👦🐶
Gin-ette02 @flinky478
208 Followers 655 Following Don't follow me, I'm of no consequence, although I do like bees....and gin, not both together of course, but both almost with equal passion.
Kerri Wade @kerricwade
1K Followers 2K Following
Dudley F Swaggins @dudleyfswaggins
167 Followers 768 Following
Jackson-Reed H.S. PTS.. @JacksonReedPTSO
618 Followers 189 Following The official twitter feed of the Parent-Teacher-Student Organization at DC's Jackson-Reed High School - Go Tigers!
Anne McNamara @MacAttack1482
3 Followers 154 Following
Zach Israel @ZachBIsrael
3K Followers 2K Following Former ANC 4D04 commissioner (2021-22) | Advocacy professional | @BardCollege alum | Nats fan | Dad to Elliot & Milo | Opinions are my own
Chevy Chase NIMBY @ChChNIMBY
70 Followers 26 Following Can't stand developers touching MY area of the city & the number of bike lanes in this city is too damn high. #streetoutsidemyhouseisMYParkingspot
Sean D. Naylor @SeanDNaylor
6K Followers 4K Following Co-founder of The High Side. Author of Relentless Strike - The Secret History of Joint Special Operations Command: https://t.co/lEOTReZt55. RTs are not endorsements.
Sean Wikner @SWikner
11 Followers 62 Following
Jeffrey Zwerner @jeffreyzwerner
11 Followers 104 Following started this Twitter to follow food truck locations. and now tweeting for myself. RT ≠ endorsement
Camilla Holmemo @camillaholmemo
299 Followers 852 Following Passionate about human development and social protection. Practice Manager, Social Protection and Jobs #WorldBank #Westafrica. Loves to read and write. She/her
Zelda Pinwheel @ZeldaKPinwheel
0 Followers 68 Following
Sheila Borkar @S_borkborkbork
1 Followers 91 Following
Tenleytown & Around @Tenleytown411
2K Followers 39 Following Misc. sights seen and things done in and around the Tenleytown neighborhood.
W3BA @Ward3Bikes
1K Followers 1K Following Fighting for better biking in DC's Ward 3. Go to https://t.co/KIE1fFjrZ3 to sign up for our email list. Website is https://t.co/FAtPTjUjb0
Ward3Vision @Ward3Vision
1K Followers 1K Following Ward3Vision is an active group of residents working to ensure new development is positive and forward-thinking.
Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
514K Followers 6K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Forest Hills Connecti.. @foresthillsnews
2K Followers 342 Following News and life in Forest Hills, Van Ness, North Cleveland Park, Wakefield and nearby DC neighborhoods. Tips: [email protected]
DC Parks &Rec #WhereF.. @DCDPR
32K Followers 7K Following We are the agency responsible for many of DC's public parks, pools, recreation ctrs+programs and camps. #WhereFunHappens https://t.co/ai5AWAySry
Worst of NextDoor @WorstOfNextDoor
1K Followers 50 Following Awful neighborhood interactions. Not affiliated with NextDoor. @BestOfNextDoor is moar fun.
Cleveland Park @clevelandpark
982 Followers 522 Following The Cleveland Park Listserv is Washington DC's --and America's-- largest neighborhood email list.@Best_ChevyChase @WABADC This man blames bike lanes for the price of coleslaw going up. Master of reason, he is not.
@Best_ChevyChase The real highlight for me has been the TOTAL misunderstanding that the horses are real v. part of an arcade game 🤌
@Best_ChevyChase this reaction to this restaurant on the listserve may be the least surprising thing ever
@Best_ChevyChase Public merriment and skee-ball will ruin neighborhood!
A college student’s project helped free his childhood friend from prison by @sydneypage95 washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022…
@Best_ChevyChase @Ward3Vision Clearly we need a law against disparaging gas stations, like the vegetable disparagement laws in some farm states.
Suburban nimbys: Can you top this? Mountain lions! Urban nimbys: Sure we can. We need a gas station we can walk to! x.com/best_chevychas…
First they came for the bank branches (🤔) Next, the auto mechanic. When says she’s VERY CONCERNED about a comment (+ got that prsnl attack past the MarySensor) I figured something really mean was said, not “But it needn't be parking lots and gas stations either.” SO CONCERNING!
@Best_ChevyChase This person is right. The mom and pop banks will go broke and leave if we build more housing +retail along Conn. Ave. We need to preserve the “character of our neighborhood”. Exxon, Safeway Wells Fargo need historic destination now! Save the stage coaches or I’ll kill myself
@Best_ChevyChase Just between you and me, we here in Upper Caucasia cherish our double and triple underground garages we built without permits in the Kelly Adminsistration. Those little alley things are the secret entrances
@Best_ChevyChase I agree with this wise old lady! We should get rid of all those horrible sidewalk cafes to give her enough room to walk.
@Best_ChevyChase Sounds like this woman is starving since she can't bear to shop at the Safeway or MacGruders. I will mourn her.
@Best_ChevyChase The anti-pot smoking brown shirts are coming for poor Bruce now. The ring leader Dillon defends white collar perverts which makes his grand standing all the worse.
DDOT has re-engaged on Broad Branch road which has long been a W3BA priority- more from us soon but check out this thread in the meantime...
@TheGreen808 performs at #Seacrets tonight! Tix $10
Here is it! New @bikeshare station at the Northampton/Broad Branch intersection. Thanks to @anc34g for the unanimous vote supporting the installation and to @DDOTDC for making it happen.
"The trees need to watered every week throughout the summer and into the fall. Downpours don’t count – only a good soaking rain or a long drink from a garden hose will do." @foresthillsnews' reminder is full of helpful info bit.ly/3iKmQcz
@Best_ChevyChase It's always been very important on the listserv to try to ruin peoples businesses. Bashing brand new restaurants before the work out the kinks is a specialty.
Big news from @VanNessMainSt's latest newsletter: Viet Chopsticks is now open: conta.cc/2Nq79Zx
@Best_ChevyChase It’s a secret message from the roving packs of biker bandits that terrorize drivers and tear up the baseball field at Lafayette. They may be plotting which field to bike on next.
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