Ben in Kansas 🌾 @BenInKansas

Eggnog appreciator. Unpaid intern @goldcorppm 2020 to present. Make the Monroe Doctrine Great Again. Former infantry guy. #teamironwill Hidden bunker complex Joined January 2020

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Ben in Kansas 🌾 @BenInKansas

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@RobFoxThree Prove it

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@TylerDreiling Nah it’s funny

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@joejoe419723966 @BrianMcGannon lol

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@fightwookies4 @BrianMcGannon Have you compared the smoothness of Kansas roads to Missouri roads? Night and day. Love, Guy raised in Lee’s Summit

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Imagine losing by double digits after posting this slop. Also, the first person killed by John Brown's men at Harper's Ferry was a black man who wouldn't do what they told him to. Also, the Jayhwakers killed and plundered with zero care for if a Missourian was Union or Confederate. kansas: incompetent at football AND history

Kansas Football @KU_Football

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It is that deep.

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@SabrinaMessa95 How’s your visa?

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@SabrinaMessa95 Deport

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@SabrinaMessa95 Fist fuck yourselves

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@CoryAChapman1 @RogerMarshallMD lol

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@Gruntpa I was making fart jokes in AP Biology.

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Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful

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When your liberal female coworker realizes the lone hold out juror was a black guy

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Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow

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I reread this every year. I cry like a baby every year. Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero. Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

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Please o lord, in the year of 2026, reveal to us that the #12 juror was of any race than white. This would bring great mirth and hypocritical finger pointing to the masses. Amen.