A Beers Guide to Idiots @BeersGuide

At 10%, this bad boy can really put hairs on your nuts. After drinking this, I thought I had a grand total of 57 hairs downstairs. Then I started peeing out of one of them so I had to adjust to 56. Life…is hard.... (Gonzo Imperial Porter) untp.beer/s/c1269938763

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this one. My grandfather left it in my fridge. He’s an older man and has seen some things. Sometimes he leaves strange beers in my fridge and sometimes he leaves his ne... (Okocim Mocne Dubeltowe) untp.beer/s/c1269364416

I found this picture in my phone while looking for pictures of my kids. Turns out I have no pictures of my kids and tons of pictures of beers I don’t remember drinking. In fairness, I don’t remember making any of m... (Urban Hiker Lager) untp.beer/s/c1269358019

I drank 200 of these at a bar in Nashville. Then it took me 2 hours and 7km to do the 3 min and 200 yard walk back to my hotel. True story. - Drinking a Yazoo! Hoppy Hazy IPA by @GreatFloodBeer @ Lucky Bastard Saloon — untp.beer/s/c1268893412

First time having this one on draft. What a great beer. Had a quick baker’s dozen and then did karaoke on the strip in Nashville. I got halfway through “Wet Ass Pussy” before the bar threw me out. In their defence ... (Two Hearted IPA) untp.beer/s/c1268892278

You know what hippies and cowboys have in common? They both love punching me in the face after I barf on their cool vests and call them losers. - Drinking a Hippies & Cowboys by @TNBrewWorks @ The Twelve Thirty Club — untp.beer/s/c1268807637

I love it when the call me big hoppa, throw up in your haiyer after 34 beeyers. I love it when they call me big hoppa, I got pee from my knees to my waist getting thrown outta this place. - Drinking a Big Hoppa @ Yee-Haw Brewing Company - untp.beer/s/c1268804882

My Luchador name when I pound pints is El Fatso Gringo Furioso and my secret wrestling move is falling down the stairs holding 6 beers and two large pizzas and then sleeping in the mess for 9 hours. - Drinking a Puerto Elguino @ Untappd at Home - untp.beer/s/c1266057330

Here’s the thing about me enjoying multiple pints on a rooftop bar. The venue is always sure to have everything fastened down so I can’t launch tables and lamps and chairs off the balcony. Smart. Too bad they always forget... (Homestyle) untp.beer/s/c1266052072

I wish I liked Rush. I think they’re great musicians, but their music doesn’t really speak to me. These airport beers create smelly music in my lower intestines and I really enjoy sharing those songs with al... (Rush Canadian Golden Ale) untp.beer/s/c1266004054

Quick pint in a hotel room before heading out. It’s important to have a few drinks in every hotel room you enter and adequately scout the exact location you’ll eat 70 chicken wings and which window is properly suited... (Daddy-O Pilsner) untp.beer/s/c1266002330

This is pretty good. But like most of the Innis & Gunn beers I’ve had, I’m only good for one, two tops. After that I have to move on to 16 other beers of a mixed variety that I can’t appreciate and 3 microwaved ... (Caribbean Rum Cask) untp.beer/s/c1265036837

Someone brought this Spanish beer back from Cuba in their suitcase for me. To think it travelled sooooo far just to wind up in my guts and through my urinary tract, and right into the drive through window at Dairy Que... (Coprove Lager Beer) untp.beer/s/c1265027248

I didn’t really look that hard at the can when I opened it. I was actually expecting a clear sour, or lambic type beer, so you can imagine my surprise when a whole bunch of black sludge came out. The same type of surpri... (Péché Mortel) untp.beer/s/c1264651816

A great beer for watching The Masters and hiding Easter eggs for my kids this weekend. Last year I watched golf and drank so many brewskis that I hid all the Easter eggs at the store so none of them were in our house. The wif... (Double IPA) untp.beer/s/c1263088119

What would it be like to drink 9 million beers in one sitting? Where would you go? Youd probably enter a higher plain of existence. Youd be at one with the beerverse. You and The Booze alone on the cosmic plain, pissi... (Jerkface 9 Million) untp.beer/s/c1262053521

Karma is a hell of a thing. What goes around comes around, ya know? Like, at some point later in my life, someone is going to drink 13 beers, eat 57$ worth of 7/11 taquitos, take a giant shit in my garden, and ... (Karma Simcoe American IPA) untp.beer/s/c1261260640

This is better than the Rustic Trombone Lager I had one time in an abandoned shoe factory. It tickled my tastebuds in a good way, but felt weird on my anus and peener and I didn’t appreciate the Cicerone’s insistenc... (The Rustic Lager) untp.beer/s/c1260160898

A yellow belly is coward. Would drinking 16 Yellow Belly beers make me a coward? Well, would a coward steal the keys to his wife’s RAV4 and Dukes of Hazzard it into the neighbour’s living room at 3am whil... (Yellow Belly California IPA) untp.beer/s/c1260160423

I drank 14 of these in the most hoity toity, sophisticated way possible. I extended my pinky finger with every sip and projectile vomited in the original Latin. - Drinking a Pompous Ass English Ale by @GreatLakesBeer at @elephantcastle — untp.beer/s/c1260133128