Fake Baylor Police @BaylorPolice
Baylor Police parody twitter account. Not affiliated with Baylor University Police. Waco Joined September 2013-
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They see us rolling, patrollin, pigging out on Shipley's and tryin to catch kids parking dirty
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Sorry for the false alarm guys, sometimes too many donuts clog our hearing.
Fake Baylor Police retweeted
Sry @BaylorPolice I need to stop using these firecrackers during the daytime but they R so fun!!!! #mybaylorfirecrackers #noevidencewasfound
We don't get paid as much as we deserve. #EsuranceSave30
Fake Baylor Police retweeted
$100 dollar parking ticket because I can't actually find any on campus with my parking pass. Thanks, Obama.
Fake Baylor Police retweeted
#ThingsUnderBaylorsTarp the souls of the Baylor Parking Service staff
#ThingsUnderBaylorsTarp Squad Car X, a special edition model for patrolling on DIA.
Kid, I don't want to hear about how your leg was broken in a mugging attempt by Chi-O's. The sign says 15 minute parking. That's a ticket.
A girl just complained when I ticketed her that there was no parking. Um, hello? Hundreds of spots by the Ferrel center. Duh.
Do you have an exemplary citation you would like to share with everyone? Tweet @baylorpolice to say thanks!
Hope that extra minute was worth it. That yellow signature o' mine on the windshield means it's been a successful da…
Can't wait fo DIA. We be patrollin already, preppin for the big day. 🚫🍻
These freshmen are pots of gold! My ticket machine makes a CHA-CHING sound every time it prints.
“@drewalleman: I just won my parking ticket appeal. #daymade” The year is young.
Fake Baylor Police retweeted
Thanks for the love note, Baylor! I think playing hard to get is fun. #loveyou @BaylorPolice @Baylorproblems
Baylor can have 23.5 carrot gold on Pat Neff but we can't even get ONE Segway? What are we supposed to do, walk? #bitter #evenmallcopshaveem
“@b_halvz: Almost got ticketed today by Baylor parking services. Not today sir, not today.” You won a battle, not the war. 🚔🚘
#HighSpeedPursuit - Perp was driving a pink moped at 23mph in a 20mph school zone.
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