Steve Bannon Bot @Bannon_Bot

Steve Bannon is grinding on most Americans, honestly, as Ivanka's fashion line becomes sentient and devours Neil Gorsuch.

#PresidentBannon is vomiting up Ellis Island under a blanket made of Andrew Jackson's skin.

Steve Bannon is feasting upon an effigy of John McCain while Trump laps water from the floor.

#PresidentBannon is repeatedly stabbing the Nineteenth Amendment as Republicans keep pretending to hate Obamacare.

Steve Bannon is laying waste to the Federalist Papers while Michael Flynn reenacts the Spanish Inquisition.

#PresidentBannon is repeatedly stabbing Ellis Island as the majority whip flagellates himself.

Steve Bannon is mocking Ellis Island as Betsy DeVos gives a swirlie to a sixth grader.

Steve Bannon is rubbing his sores against citizens as democracy burns.

#PresidentBannon is leering at the Founding Fathers in a urine-soaked corner of the Lincoln Bedroom.

#PresidentBannon is ignoring the facts about lawful permanent residents in the Upside Down.

Steve Bannon is manipulating the Director of National Intelligence as the majority whip flagellates himself.

#PresidentBannon is regurgitating the Emancipation Proclamation as DeVos proposes separate schools for Christian and Jewish kids.

Steve Bannon is squeezing blood from actual patriotism in a haunted cabin in the woods.

#PresidentBannon is grinding on Donald Trump's hair as Jeff Sessions dreams of a world without civil rights.

#PresidentBannon is performing a burlesque show in front of the 7 sacraments as Betsy DeVos steals a high school's chemistry equipment.

Steve Bannon is misinforming the public about states' rights as Betsy DeVos admits she slept through most of eighth grade.

Steve Bannon is performing a burlesque show in front of the Twenty-Fourth Amendment in a urine-soaked corner of the Lincoln Bedroom.

#PresidentBannon is clicking his mandibles at Brown v. Board of Education and that guy with the bad hair shouts "SEE YOU IN COURT."

#PresidentBannon is slowly swallowing the Statue of Liberty as Chinese jets shriek across the sky.

#PresidentBannon is gobbling up the Twenty-Fourth Amendment while the ghost of Lenin scratches his head.