Balls Carter @BallsCarter_
Balls and carts. NFT and Garfield denier. Surfer. Saint Ed’s HS • OSU alum • UNM law school Albuquerque, NM Joined March 2022-
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Every time the camera shows darvin ham I want to shoot myself
A study on ADHD by University of Central Florida
We all got that one boy who don’t play about Instagram stories
One time junior year our neighbors bitched at us saying we blocked them in the parking lot (we didn’t) and told us they “had places to be” (11pm on a Tuesday) and the place they had to be was a freshman bar called the tuna saloona
at Canes y’all want anything? i’m lookin at you @BallsCarter_
There are times in a man’s life where he has to step up to the goddamn plate and handle business. This is one of those moments for me. Official Balls Carter fridge reveal sponsored by @Mr__UziSquirt
If you spend 5+ minutes on your phone in between sets you actually deserve to never be allowed into a gym ever again
And this dude gets 12k I’m sick to my stomach
And this dude gets 12k I’m sick to my stomach
If I have to read one more of these emails my brain is gonna fucking explode
Mr. Carter but it’s me and @reggiecartahh
Slobbering and drooling like a fucking retard
Slobbering and drooling like a fucking retard
If you’re fat & got a fat bitmoji I respect that. Otherwise I can’t take you serious
Sunday, 6 hour drive almost over. I haven’t eaten in roughly 40 hours. My next 3 moves? Caniac, March madness selection show, crank stick
This is the most hype I’ve seen a commentator for a fight
I get that it’s women’s day but holy fuck I leave the house for 20 minutes and three of you come within inches of absolutely destroying my car
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k hole kardashian @dumbitchjuic3_
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Half the time when I make a tweet, it’s because I read one of y’all’s tweets and it sparked an idea in my head. I’ll let yall try to figure out when it was your tweet
@DDirtstar Wow the timing of this seems a bit personal
LeBron punked this lady and made her flinch after she mocked him & called him a crybaby 💀 (via @legendz_nba)
@francis_ngannou Absolutely gutted reading this Francis! I can only imagine the pain you are in right now I am so sorry hearing this news. I pray God has the best and safest place in heaven for him, until you meet again 🙏❤️
@francis_ngannou I was praying this news wasn’t true. My thoughts are with you and your family. I’m heartbroken for you champ. 💔
What's the purpose of life if what we're fighting tooth and nail to get away from is what finally hit us the hardest!? Why is life so unfair and merciless? Why does life always take what we don't have? I'm fucking tired
@francis_ngannou I am so sorry to hear of your loss Francis, my prayers are with you and your family at this time ❤️🙏
“PG is cooking the Mavs” would have sufficed. I promise you it would have.
The Cincinnati Reds and the power of friendship against the $1 billion Dodgers
If the postseason started today, would your favorite team be there? 🤔
Anthony Edwards & Kevin Durant Nothing but respect
Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston Immediately mocks Galveston again "That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"
Has anyone seen my cheddar cheese basketball shorts? If not, I’m gonna have to wear my pepper jack slacks tomorrow and I will NOT be happy
Star player telling you to challenge a call with your season on the line and you ignore him that whole Lakers coaching staff needs to be fired
LeBron is furious the Lakers didn’t challenge. 😳
Jayson Tatum messaged Kobe’s number, posted it on IG, and then shot 36% in the Finals.
So glad this isn’t my superstar 😂😭
Congress be like:
UFC career mode tweet
Conor out here making moves….hate it or love it, the dude is making stuff happen. With that being said, I KO him within 10 min on June 29 at #UFC303 @TheNotoriousMMA
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