CuteAnimals BadDates @BadDateAnimals
Actual quotes from online dating sites. Brought to you by animals. Because why not? Joined May 2012-
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” “I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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Cheers to 2022! Our chimp troop celebrated with sparkling apple cider, which they get once a year 🥂
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@BadDateAnimals I don't find it rude at all to ME. Ravish me like 300 Spartans? Clearly, I am not this gentleman's type, genitally speaking.
Sounds like a @BadDateAnimals entry! “@linguangst: ...somebody on OKcupid just told me i look like "a baby cow." be still my heart.”
@BadDateAnimals JW, we can tell already that you are a bad boy. And by "bad boy," I of course mean "total hypocrite and all-around d-bag."
The @BadDateAnimals strike again: Dude. Breathe. This isn’t twitter: cuteanimalsbaddates.tumblr.com/post/454285540…
@eilatan @BadDateAnimals My IRL self is also friendly w/ her although we live in different states. We've been internet pals 6+ years. Crazy.
I love @BadDateAnimals so bad: Look, I get it, baby flamingo. We all have hard times: cuteanimalsbaddates.tumblr.com/post/435837939…
@BadDateAnimals Also, "I got fired by JCPenney for passing out drunk in the sweatsock department" is not a tragic chain of events.
@BadDateAnimals The same people who decided you can use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. I.e. THE DEVIL.
@BadDateAnimals I would suggest he switch teams, but that wouldn't work bc most of the gays love women. They just don't LOVE love women. :p
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Forget a ring. I want to be worth good grammar. RT @BadDateAnimals: Unenthusiastic cat will talk to you anyway: po.st/x6GJdM
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