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White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
I have more respect for Lake Superior than I do for the United States Supreme Court
I have more respect for Lake Superior than I do for the United States Supreme Court
I’m an ER doc…trust me when I say that someone WILL stick their penis in this
I’m an ER doc…trust me when I say that someone WILL stick their penis in this
Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings. ALL OF IT FAILED. The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS
gm you will be happy to know we are making some very soft new friends here in Seattle at the @ReFiSummit #ReFi #web3 #ReFipets
Please remember this is not about us in the United States, it’s about the citizens of Ukraine. That’s where our focus belongs. Stay informed and be vigilant of propaganda and misinformation circulating. Always check your sources and wait for verified information before sharing.
I spent an hour on the phone with a vaccine resistent person. I spent the first 20 minutes trying to get her to believe that I am not judging her for her choices, just hear to listen and provide factual information.
Message on behalf of King County hospitals: Please do not come to emergency departments & urgent care clinics just for CoV-19 testing - they are overloaded caring for ill patients & cannot provide testing for people who do not need emergency care. 1/
King County Public Health urges you to NOT go into hospital emergency departments or urgent cares JUST FOR COVID-19 tests. Health care centers are focused on caring for ill patients. Read the full thread for guidance if you have symptoms or were exposed. @KCPubHealth @DocJeffD
King County Public Health urges you to NOT go into hospital emergency departments or urgent cares JUST FOR COVID-19 tests. Health care centers are focused on caring for ill patients. Read the full thread for guidance if you have symptoms or were exposed. @KCPubHealth @DocJeffD
You want me to be calm? The thing that comes before the storm??
The problem with “schools should stay open because it’s the place where kids living in poverty get their only reliable food” is that schools are a place where kids living in poverty get their only reliable food and that’s a damning and exact social commentary on America.
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hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house
Two guys come in to an ER. One has COVID. He’s sicker than he thought this would make him. Crashes pretty quickly. Docs and nurses do everything to help him. He needs ICU. Wasn’t vaccinated. Not a hard core anti vaxer. Just didn’t think he’d really need it, COVID not so bad.
View from Sierra at Tahoe at 6pm this evening #CaldorFire
We’re paying like $40,000+ each day to cover the sick pay of LAPD cops who have COVID. Many of whom refuse to vaccinate nor wear masks.
We’re paying like $40,000+ each day to cover the sick pay of LAPD cops who have COVID. Many of whom refuse to vaccinate nor wear masks.
As Taliban enter Kabul, the U.S. Government needs to save our Afghan women allies, who are high on Taliban kill lists. •Direct evacuation flights •$1.125 billion appropriated •Special parole program •High-level Interagency Refugee Coordinator washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…
How to help Afghanistan: Things you can do right now for a country in crisis fastcompany.com/90666326/how-t…
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I will donate this one to the local nursing home they will enjoy cheers
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JP @JollySnowflk
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Tracy @Tracy29458023
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Lefty Paul Ryan @thedebunk
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Melissa Aaron @MizMelissaAaron
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Julie House @Jhouse7899
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PamelaDuncanCorbett @coachpamcorbett
78 Followers 118 Following Coach, psychologist and trusted advisor to leaders who understand that it’s much easier to get good results with good leadership than without it.
Newjerseygirl @dppav
2K Followers 4K Following I am 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 #Biden2024. I’m vaxxed to the max. I block all MAGAts. No DMs, NO LISTS! PLEASE, NO LISTS!
Wacky Wafer @CocaDotz
10 Followers 32 Following RN, PMHNP student. Yoga. Meditation. Fasting and Feasting. Travel
williamjcarville @williamjcarvill
2K Followers 5K Following Anti dictatorships Pro Ukraine & oppressed peoples everywhere!! anti Brexit Pro European Pro Arab Israeli peace Pro investigation around 2016 EU referendum
Lora Kolodny @lorakolodny
37K Followers 25K Following Optimistic on the inside. Reporter at https://t.co/ldjKmLjbD8 (Tesla & climate tech) Ex-TechCrunch, -WSJ. Tweets mine. Email: [email protected]
Manda @Raindr0p19
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James Church☮️ @Jameswc2
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Joseph Beets @HiImJoeBeets
2K Followers 3K Following Progressive, favor rationality and reality; from Florida, tRump country, a minority in this county, but FL is turning blue! #resist
changetheworld @CandaceAJohnso1
17 Followers 1K Following Waiting on the world to change [email protected]
Orwell, Actually... �.. @julie_writer
191 Followers 1K Following Works in IT. Has many opinions; they're mine, not my company's.
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
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Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
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Good Inside @GoodInside
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Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
Nolan Peterson @nolanwpeterson
517K Followers 5K Following Writer, 9+ yrs living/reporting in Ukraine, nonresident senior fellow @AtlanticCouncil, expert w/@IrregularWarCtr, ex-USAF spec ops pilot.
Women for Women Intl @WomenforWomen
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Clarissa Ward @clarissaward
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Seattle Department of.. @SeaNeighborhood
12K Followers 1K Following We provide resources & opportunities to help you better connect to your community and City government. View the City’s policies at https://t.co/LWVJ3IwKsa.
Morning March Seattle @morningmarchsea
2K Followers 26 Following Venmo: morningmarch |🐷ABOLISH Police |💰Invest into Black Communities |⚖️ Free All Protestors |🚫No New Youth Jail | 🚮Durkan Must Be Recalled
DivestSPD @DivestSPD
11K Followers 438 Following Seattle's grassroots police watchdog. Got a good tip about a bad cop? DM us. Sustain our work with a monthly donation at https://t.co/6vE1PffA5b
Decriminalize Seattle.. @DecrimSeattle
8K Followers 564 Following We are a BIPOC-led coalition that builds power in Seattle to invest in pro-community, pro-people initiatives & divest from policing & the criminal legal system.
King County Equity No.. @KCEquityNow
7K Followers 469 Following Pro-Black advocacy & policy community organizing nonprofit achieving measurable markers of equity for WA’s Black community. #PayTheFee #FreeTheLand #EquityNow
The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport
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Megan Meunier @moonerRN
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Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously
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PubliColaNews @PubliColaNews
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Patient-Led Research .. @patientled
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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
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FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight
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deray @deray
933K Followers 2K Following I will never betray my heart. Activist. Organizer. Educator || @PodSaveThePpl || Author || IG: iamderay || [email protected] || 📲410.204.2013
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394K Followers 4K Following parked account for now. find me active on instagram, threads or TT under MsPackyetti✌🏾
Kimberly D. Manning, .. @gradydoctor
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Christle Nwora, MD @ChristleNwora
18K Followers 2K Following grace + grace alone | hopkins med peds pgy 4 | interested in making the world a better place | social justice and med ed | her/she 💃🏾🇳🇬
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Oni Blackstock, MD MH.. @oni_blackstock
71K Followers 8K Following Honored to be: a primary care + HIV physician • #HealthJustice's Founder + Executive Director • @akinfe’s life partner 🪷 • 🗣: @ccmntspeakers • she/her(s)
uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock
140K Followers 5K Following mama, physician, founder & @nytimes best-selling author, LEGACY: A Black Physician Reckons with Racism in Medicine 👩🏾⚕️🩺 @vikingbooks 🔗 in bio👇🏿!
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Maya @mayawatson
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122K Followers 3K Following Current writer. Former comedy booker. Former therapist. Co-writer of The Big Sick. She/her. Adamantly from NC.
The Stranger 🗞 @TheStranger
139K Followers 641 Following Seattle's Only Blog 🤪 Contributions? Yes, please!https://t.co/8HILO5Ohco
Jenny Durkan @MayorJenny
59K Followers 50 Following 56th Mayor of Seattle. Optimist and #1 Seattle sports fan. Former Obama US Attorney. Indefatigable in the pursuit of justice.
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45K Followers 14K Following creative l organizer l attorney l educator l writer | https://t.co/vElXU70nwQ | all opinions mine
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
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Jon Favreau @jonfavs
1.4M Followers 2K Following The other one. @PodSaveAmerica, @CrookedMedia, https://t.co/mKXKFl0EF4, https://t.co/zvWhe0ETFE
Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa
260K Followers 387 Following Satire, songs & the same eyebrows as this guy 👉🏽🥸 MGMT: [email protected]
Africatown Community .. @AfricatownCLT
2K Followers 453 Following Africatown Community Land Trust is working for community ownership of land in the Central District of Seattle.
Africatown Seattle @AfricatownSEA
4K Followers 2K Following Your guide to the best of the Black community and African diaspora in Seattle. Events + Tech + Arts + Startups + Innovation + Politics
Councilmember Tammy J.. @CMTammyMorales
6K Followers 613 Following Seattle City Councilmember representing District 2. To engage with me and my office directly, please contact us at [email protected]
Tell cops :”Time 4 .. @ShitbirdHeckler
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Seattle Black Collect.. @seattleBCV
4K Followers 113 Following Black-led, dedicated to cultivating a sustainable liberation movement thru abolitionist ed, community building, & informed action. #BLACKLIVESMATTER #DefundSPD
El Centro de la Raza @elcentro72
4K Followers 1K Following Grounded in the Latino community, our mission is to build unity across racial and economic sectors. We are a human & #socialservices agency in #Seattle WA!
Seattle Human Rights @HumanRights206
839 Followers 449 Following The Seattle Human Rights Commission was established in 1963 to advocate for justice and equal opportunity in the City of Seattle
Tom Joseph @TomJChicago
183K Followers 18K Following Tech, finance, geopolitics, science, history, exposing propaganda.
b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie
457K Followers 1K Following My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones
674K Followers 3K Following Reporter @nytmag//Creator #1619Project//EP #1619Hulu//Co-founder @IBWellsSociety //Founder @c4jdhowardu //Knight Chair @howardu//
We makes juicy nouncement soon yes! Yes we does! We DOES! We makes nouncement about nouncement we soon makes! In middle of Knowvembers yes! Yes the vember knows! But what is it precious eh? Does we nounce that we plans another coop? QUIET! Don’t tells them! Too risky! Too RISKY!
White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
The Sufjan Stevens + Bon Iver + nest tweet is my favorite of all time and I am obligated to retweet it quarterly.
@LakeSuperior 2022 me: They overturn Roe. 1992 me: What? 2022 me: It happens during hearings about how close Donald Trump got to overthrowing the government when he loses reelection. 1992 me: WHAT?! 2022 me: And you're going to start following Lake Superior on Twitter 1992 me: <Has stroke>
@TomFitton Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet. I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.
This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.
@DeVoe_Alex @cnnbrk So why then, in every country where gun laws have been tightened, do mass shootings decrease?
@DeVoe_Alex @cnnbrk You mean like the 19 good guys with guns in Uvalde?
Noooo @jethrollinsodom you said no more #manels at @ReFiSummit !!! 😭 😭 😭 #ReFiSummit
Love starting with panel on natural capital, carbon & eco tokens! 😍 Don’t love a #manel 😔 @gregory_landua of @regen_network @paulgambill of @nori Renan Kruger of @moss_earth @sy_zygy_ of @KlimaDAO #ReFiSummit
gm you will be happy to know we are making some very soft new friends here in Seattle at the @ReFiSummit #ReFi #web3 #ReFipets
feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it
2022 marks 15 years since I decided to dedicate my career to solving the climate crisis. And if I've learned one thing, it's to never let the fact that you can't fix the WHOLE problem stop you from taking whatever small step you can.
Out of curiosity, if the original cast of Book of Mormon were to hypothetically come back and perform for a few weeks and potentially record those performances “Hamilton” style, how many of you would be interested? *Asking for a friend.*
@John_R_Dykstra @DocJeffD Nah. Us vaxxed people do not want to sit with you.
@DocJeffD @mgb5000 But @CDCDirector said hospitals aren't overwhelmed Are you saying she lied?
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