Narwhal Conquistador @Awkward_Spider
Photography Student, Odd Coworker, Spooky Girlfriend, Amazing Comic facebook.com/StephanieKParks Texas Joined June 2012-
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@whereisnatasha #ActionMoviesTaughtUs that a plus-sized female hero, is only used for 'comedic relief'
THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND OF US NOW WHAT THE HELL
now that the phrase 'you fight like a girl' is officially dead we can probably start using 'you fight like a pancake'
confession: i've never purchased sunscreen in my life. i just borrow it from family members and people i rub against in the subway
looking forward to the day i'm finally eccentric enough to carry an umbrella in the sun
hard boiled or scrambled, that is the queggstion
@HollyGoNightly1 God, that legit made me laugh out loud
You look like the kind of person who would have a lot of moisture in your asscrack #BillingsMontana #WorstChildhoodRumors #EatMyPooBitch
Have you ever stood in front of a mirror and jiggled your butt just to watch the massive tsunami waves? This must be what Jesus felt like.
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Matija ~ 𝕾𝖍𝖎.. @mvpblack
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20 Followers 161 Following Every day has a new beginning, a new blessing, and a new hope.
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206 Followers 292 Following Texan gal with a strong appreciation of humor, sass, and all things Bravo.
Elysium @ElysiumAustin
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Behold the Monkey @beholdthemonkey
20 Followers 185 Following beautiful restoration by an unassuming artist, cecilia gimenez, of a classic fresco by elias garcia martinez, in the sanctuary of mercy church in spain
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Where's Widow? @whereisnatasha
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1.8M Followers 234 Following really good at decorating for holidays
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CAPTAIN AMERICA @spanglytights
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kidney boy @putalagrande
122 Followers 242 Following I do more lurking than I do posting, y’all are insane. ❤️
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If people could stop comparing the #RachelDolezal situation to the transgender community, that would be great. Thank you.
Y'all...lol. The depths of her delusion. I. Can. Not. 😩 #RachelDolezal
don’t get me wrong this #RachelDolezal situ is serious, but it is also SERIOUSLY hilarious, & we’ve all been in need of a good laugh!
There is nothing "trans" about #RachelDolezal. Stop w/ the false equivalencies to transpeople. Rachel is a lying, deceitful fraud. The end.
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When you're a straight nerdy American teenage girl, a British accent on a guy can be a substitute for a personality
Lol @DrizyDrunkRoger jammin chiodos in the heb parking lot
I shattered my phone the other night, and I guess I was traumatized bc I had a nightmare about droppin it at the Grand Canyon.
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Listening to jazz on the French radio station coming out of Windsor makes everything seem classier. Even shaving my junk.
It was a good night with my sugas 😊 @Whysatreegood
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