Awkward Life @AwkwardLifeFTW
Everyone's got awkward situations. These are ours. Awkward City USA Joined June 2010-
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10:40 in the morning is obviously a great time to be craving chinese food. #Awkward
Today, I started taking Birth Control for the first time. Instead of taking the pill, I dropped it and lost it. #AwkwardLife
Today I fell in my school's dining hall and got kicked out. Funneling four lokos never ends well. #awkwardlife
Today I listened to my brand new Glee Christmas CD that my boyfriend made me. Who knew "My Humps" is a Christmas song? #awkwardlife
Today I wore my brand new "spring" jacket. Within minutes, I spilled my entire coffee all over it. #notawinterjacket #awkwardlife
Today, I asked a cashier in 7-11 if I could use their bathroom. Before he could even answer me, pee began running down my leg. #AwkwardLife
Today, my browser went to YouJizz instead of YouTube. There was porn everywhere, and I was surrounded by people in the library. #AwkwardLife
Today, I took a train into Penn Station. I fell asleep and woke up being the only person on the train, with the doors locked. #AwkwardLife
Today, I tried to cut open a watermelon. The knife has been sitting in the watermelon for 2 hours now & won't come out. #AwkwardLife
Today I wore a "got piano?" shirt to the mall. 20 people asked me if I play piano. Glad this is exciting to ppl in upstate NY. #AwkwardLife
Today, a friend of mine completely forgot who I was. We met on vacation a year ago, and spent an entire week together. #AwkwardLife
Today I shared a bed with my best friend. It got too hot, so we took our pants off and slept in our thongs. Then our butts touched. #Awkward
Today, I found out that Gary Coleman died. The rest of the world found out a month ago. #AwkwardLife
Today, I wanted to invent a clothing line called Faded Glory. Then I realized that clothing brand already exists. #AwkwardLife
Today I went on my boat. It stayed at the dock, but I didn't get off of it for 3 days because I was afraid of falling in the water. #Awkward
Today, my dad went on vacation to Aruba. I asked him what the time difference was & he told me that there's only one in the winter. #Awkward
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