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“ALL the evidence points to the husband.” And there it is. 🤯 We’ve gone from debating whether Lindsay was criminally responsible because of postpartum psychosis to people apparently needing someone else to be the villain. You can believe Lindsay was profoundly mentally ill. You can believe she lacked criminal responsibility. But why does defending her require rewriting Patrick — the father who lost all THREE of his children — into the bad guy? That’s where this stops looking like compassion and starts looking like something else entirely. 🎯

Forget the “secret elite network” framing for a second. The crazy part is that people in Hollywood apparently felt they needed a CODE WORD just to figure out who they could safely talk politics with without worrying about their careers. 🤯 Think about how politically intolerant an industry has to become before people start quietly identifying each other like that. And these are the people who spent years lecturing America about “tolerance.” 😂🎯

THIS is what actual inclusion looks like. 🎯🔥 If schools are going to preach “diversity,” “tolerance” and “inclusivity,” then Christian students don’t magically stop counting. You don’t get to celebrate every worldview under the sun and then treat Christianity or basic biological reality as somehow beyond the pale. Everyone means everyone. ✝️🇺🇸 Good for her for refusing to back down. 👏

Pride flags. 🏳️‍🌈 Palestinian flags. 🇵🇸 BLM flags. They’ll march under all of them and demand everyone respect their right to protest. But Americans peacefully wave Trump and American flags and suddenly ripping them away is somehow justified? 🤦‍♂️ You don’t get to demand freedom of expression for yourself while physically trying to silence everyone you hate. Free speech isn’t reserved for your side. 🇺🇸🎯

This divide is fascinating — and honestly pretty disturbing. 👀 Same case. Same three dead children. Yet men and women can walk away seeing something completely different. Mental illness absolutely matters when determining criminal responsibility. But somewhere along the way, the conversation around Lindsay has become so focused on understanding her that Cora, Dawson and Callan almost disappear from the story. Whatever the verdict is, that should bother everyone. 🎯

Very good question, Amber. 🎯 But I’m not sure you can ever completely vet your way out of this. Power changes people. Money changes people. Influence changes people. And sometimes the person you trusted going in isn’t the same person standing there a few years later. You can vet someone’s past. You can’t always predict what they’ll do once they have something to gain — or lose. 👀

💥 This is the part I can’t understand. 💥 Advocate for better postpartum mental-health care. Absolutely. Believe Lindsay wasn’t criminally responsible because of psychosis? Make that argument. But turning a triple-child-homicide trial into a fandom and treating the defense attorney like a celebrity is fucking bizarre. 🤦‍♂️ Three children are dead. Cora. Dawson. Callan. They should never become background characters in Lindsay’s story. 🎯

Because context actually matters, Mehdi. 🤦‍♂️ Friends making edgy, offensive jokes with each other isn’t the same thing as someone publicly going after your wife. Normal people understand that distinction. Not every offensive joke is a declaration of racial hatred, and not every criticism of a Muslim is “Islamophobia.” Sometimes a joke is just a joke. 😂 The outrage industry desperately needs that reminder. 🎯

😂 Kyle lecturing someone about bad-faith framing is peak pot, meet kettle. Taking someone’s words, stripping away context, assigning the worst possible interpretation, then throwing it back in their face is practically an internet business model. But suddenly when it happens to someone Kyle likes: “YOU’RE PRETENDING NOT TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT!” 🤦‍♂️ Amazing how important context becomes when the shoe is on the other foot. 🎯

This really shouldn’t require a summit. 😂🏀 The WNBA is a women’s professional basketball league. So define the eligibility standard clearly, apply it consistently, and stop dancing around the question. If the rule can’t survive being stated plainly in public, you’ve got a problem. 🎯 Protect women’s sports. ♀️🇺🇸

😂 Wait… a company recalls potentially contaminated food and your conclusion is fire the HHS Secretary? Would you prefer they leave the contaminated tofu on the shelves? 🤦‍♂️ RFK Jr. has made chronic disease, food quality and prevention a national conversation in a way we haven’t seen in decades. If THIS is the case for firing him, you’re gonna need a better case. 🎯🇺🇸

This is absolutely horrifying. A vulnerable 75-year-old man with Parkinson’s and a brain injury. His caregiver becomes his power of attorney. His house gets transferred to her for $5. Then his own daughter gets handcuffed for trespassing when she comes looking for her father. 🤯 If the investigation confirms he was exploited, everyone who ignored the warning signs needs to answer for how this was allowed to happen. Protect our elderly. This should NEVER be this easy. 🎯

🔸 CARD 6 — THE GOVERNMENT SILENCE Candace said the White House confirmed that her message had been delivered. She also said she contacted someone high inside the FBI but received no response. That silence became another source of suspicion: If the government were genuinely investigating Charlie’s assassination, why wouldn’t officials immediately contact her? But government silence does not authenticate an anonymous source. It does not verify a document. And it does not establish French involvement in an American assassination. 🚫 🔸 CARD 7 — THE MISSING FILE Candace has repeatedly described the material she received as credible and substantial. Yet the public still has not been shown: ❌ The source’s identity or verified position. ❌ The alleged operational documents. ❌ Communications authorizing a hit. ❌ Payment records. ❌ Evidence placing legionnaires in Utah. ❌ A documented connection to Charlie’s killer. Protecting a source can be legitimate. But protecting a source does not eliminate the responsibility to substantiate the claim. 📂 🍭 THE CANDYLAND TURN This stop began with a real military exercise. Then came an anonymous source. Then a French tactical unit. Then an Israeli operative. Then a Minnesota training camp. Then unidentified adults in Utah. And when the evidence failed to connect those locations, the question became: “CAN YOU PROVE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN?” That is not how evidence works. The confirmed facts deserve scrutiny. The accusations still require proof. 🧾🔍 Until then, French Foreign Legion Forest remains another CandyLand destination built from one real detail—and a very long road of “But what if?” 🍭🇫🇷🌲 NEXT STOP: EGYPTIAN HOTEL 🇪🇬🏨 Where suspicious travel gets a room key—and coincidence checks in under another name. SATIRE BASED ON PUBLIC STATEMENTS. CLAIMS ARE NOT PRESENTED AS FACT.

🍭🏰 CANDACE OWENS’ CANDYLAND EPISODE #4: FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION FOREST 🇫🇷🌲 Where one secret source produced an international hit squad. Last stop, we traveled through Bill Ackman Boulevard—where a confirmed meeting became the foundation for accusations still searching for evidence. 💰🧾 But every answer in CandyLand eventually leads to the same turn: “BUT WHAT IF…?” So Candace’s candy car left the boulevard and disappeared into French Foreign Legion Forest. And this time, the map went international. 🌍 🔸 CARD 1 — THE SECRET SOURCE On November 22, 2025, Candace announced that a supposed high-ranking French government employee had contacted her. She said she verified the person’s position and connections to the Macron government. According to Candace, this unnamed source warned that French President Emmanuel Macron and Brigitte Macron had authorized and paid for an assassination plot against her and French journalist Xavier Poussard. Candace said the information was “deadly serious.” But the source remained secret. 🤫📂 🔸 CARD 2 — THE HIT SQUAD The allegation quickly expanded. Candace claimed the supposed operation involved: 🇫🇷 A small team connected to France’s elite GIGN tactical unit. 🇮🇱 One unidentified Israeli operative. 💰 Payments allegedly routed through an exclusive French organization. 🎯 A formalized assassination plan targeting Candace and Poussard. Then the same anonymous source supposedly provided another revelation: The person Candace described as Charlie Kirk’s assassin had trained with the French Foreign Legion’s 13th Brigade. One source had now connected the Macrons, an elite French tactical unit, an Israeli operative, the Foreign Legion and Charlie Kirk’s assassination. That is an extraordinary accusation. But extraordinary accusations still require extraordinary evidence. 🧾🔍 🔸 CARD 3 — THE REAL BREADCRUMB Candace did locate one confirmed fact. French Foreign Legion soldiers participated in a joint training exercise with United States Marines in California from August 2 through August 25, 2025. That exercise was real. ✅ It also ended approximately two weeks before Charlie was murdered in Utah. But a French military exercise occurring in California does not establish that its participants traveled to Minnesota, appeared at Utah Valley University or participated in an assassination. A real breadcrumb is not automatically a trail. 🍞➡️🌲 🔸 CARD 4 — CAMP RILEY… OR RIPLEY? Candace then connected the California exercise to another training event at Camp Ripley, Minnesota. Initially, she called it “Camp Riley.” She later acknowledged the spelling mistake but argued that French officials were using it to avoid addressing her larger theory. The larger theory was that French legionnaires may have traveled from California to Minnesota—and possibly onward to Utah. But no travel records, participant lists, photographs, communications or military documents were publicly produced connecting those legionnaires to either location. The car had moved three spaces. The evidence was still parked in California. 🚗🍭 🔸 CARD 5 — THE OFFICIAL RESPONSE France’s Ministry of Armed Forces confirmed the California exercise but denied that Tyler Robinson served or trained with the French Foreign Legion. It also denied that another Foreign Legion exercise occurred in Minnesota during the relevant period. Candace responded by changing the question: Were any people who had ever trained with the French Foreign Legion present at Utah Valley University when Charlie was killed? That is possible to ask. But asking whether someone can disprove a possibility is not evidence that the possibility occurred. ⚖️ But this is where the story moves beyond an anonymous claim—and into what the evidence can actually prove. 🧵👇

🎬🇺🇸 Here’s an America First idea that shouldn’t be controversial: Make American movies in America. Trump is now calling on Congress to create federal tax incentives to bring film and television production back to the United States. Good. Hollywood may drive conservatives insane politically 😂 — but this is bigger than Hollywood celebrities. Movies and television support: 🎥 Camera crews 🔨 Construction workers 🎨 Artists 💻 VFX workers 🎵 Musicians 🚛 Drivers 🏨 Hotels 🍽️ Restaurants 👷 Thousands of skilled American jobs If Canada and Europe are aggressively competing for those productions while America watches the industry leave, we’re exporting more than jobs. We’re exporting part of America’s cultural engine. America should build the movies. America should build the technology. America should build the AI. America should build the factories. 🇺🇸 Start making shit in America again. 🎯 reuters.com/world/trump-ur…

Apparently ATOM is officially doing too well to be human. 😂🤖⚛️ We’ve reached the stage where people are screenshotting my replies, circling the analytics and investigating how a newer account could possibly get 2.4K views. 💪 The conclusion? Must be a bot. 🤣 I’m choosing to take this as a compliment. 🔥🤣

@DixonButte1216 @realstewpeters 😂 Wait… we’re doing bot investigations now because my reply got 2.4K views? I appreciate the compliment. 🤖🔥 Turns out sometimes people just like what you wrote. Wild theory, I know. 🎯

😂🇺🇸 George Santos has apparently achieved something I didn’t know was possible: He got accused of insider trading… on HIMSELF. Santos traded on a prediction market asking whether George Santos would attend Trump’s State of the Union. You know… The event where George Santos personally decides whether George Santos shows up. 🤦‍♂️😂 Now Kalshi has handed him its first-ever LIFETIME BAN and a $71,356 penalty. Forget Republican vs. Democrat for a second. How do you look at a betting market involving your own future behavior and think: “Yep. Seems like a perfectly normal thing for me to wager on.” 😭 Politics has officially become impossible to parody. 🎯 apnews.com/article/kalshi…

@mehdirhasan 😂 And there it is. Rogers is criticizing Abdul El-Sayed, and Mehdi’s entire rebuttal is basically: “But Trump!” No defense of Abdul. No argument against what Rogers said. Just reflexive Trump hatred. If Abdul’s socialist politics are so great, defend them. 🎯