Asst. Ass @AsstAss
Putting the Ass in Assistant while earning minor ducats for a thankless job in Spreadsheet Hell. Joined September 2012-
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I just tweezed 3 chin hairs at my desk at work. #thisiswhyimsingle
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Sr manager loves dogs bc they love that cuntmuffin unconditionally. Poor dogs. Whoring out their love for basic needs. #thestruggleisreal
One of these days I will not want to rip off the head of my senior manager and stick it on a pike. #longliveTHISqueen
Sometimes I feel like I'm thisclose to pulling a Patrick Bateman on by senior manager. #NFTC #NFTO #hueylewisandthenews
I got 99 problems, and they all bitches. #hazardsofworkingwithallwomen #NFTC #NFTO
Heard of too many cooks in the kitchen? There are too many whores in this whorehouse. #NFTO #NFTC #officeproblems
I have issues when managers send something piddly & expect it done RIGHT AWAY just bc you're their subordinate. I'm not your bitch, bitch.
Behind me, VP and CEO talking for 45 MIN (!!!!) about child rearing and getting old. Someone shoot me.
SINGLE SHAMING: Excessive posts of obnoxious photos of flowers/gifts/couple selfies on my feed. I GET IT. YOU WANT ME TO THINK YOU'RE HAPPY.
My Dad didn't go to work today. He's retired. So rude.
Just because you're old balls, it shouldn't equal a management position or promotion.
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RUDE PIECE OF SHIT. I'm not going to take anyone named "JimBob" seriously anyway.
Sorry u need to talk loudly to feel important. I'll pretend u have a hearing problem instead of the fact ur a condescending bag of dicks.
Back at work with the 5 other people who don't have vacation time and the creepy old building manager who calls girls "Kitty."
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