Ashley Ottesen @AshleyAOttesen
Actress | Content Creator | Foodie ashleyottesen.com Joined August 2021-
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Kids: “it’s my birthday!” Adults: “it’s my birthday?”
What if Emu, Ostrich and Cassowaries could fly?
Save your money, if you want plump lips you don’t need plumpers or fillers. All you need is extra spicy food. Does the trick. (My mouth is in fire)
Nearly had a heart attack seeing the speed limit in Canada before realizing it was km/h
If you have your microwave on your counter…when was the last time you cleaned under it? I found some um … treasures 😬
As Mistborn continues to collect creatives on IMDb just wanted to let @BrandSanderson know that I’ve been tracking the project since it was announced in 2017 and would absolutely die of excitement to be invited to audition ❤️
Damsel was a screenplay first and THEN a book. Even in reverse the book was better than the movie 😬
No slaps at the #Oscars this year. But we did get a naked John Cena
To all the dreamers out there Keep putting yourselves out there Yeah it can hurt sometimes But you keep putting all of your out there (you, your stories, your creativity, your energy, your passion, your soul) Good things are unfolding Happy Oscar Sunday
Happy birthday to all you leap day babies 🎂
Pineapple on pizza, is actually not that bad
“I haven’t seen you around lately” Because I’m defending my first place position on Duolingo It’s a full time job
How tired are you? I’m so tired I put my sweat pants on inside out and backwards this morning 🙃
If you see someone without a smile today, give ‘em yours. - Dolly Parton
We’ve all heard this but it bears repeating: “Comparison is the thief of joy” May we live with gratitude and joy over envy and irritation ❤️
My daughter uses triangles to draw bodies. Today she drew me and I noticed the bottom of the triangle was particularly wide. When I asked, her response was, “because of your butt mom”🤦♀️
Spent an hour digging my car out of the snow so I could go to the gym only to then not go to the gym because I’d just spent an hour exercising digging my car out to go to the gym
Y’all. Maple Eggnog exists! Maple. Eggnog. EXISTS! (You’re welcome)
You know those small annoying baby toys you hate, where you take the batteries out and then say “oops looks like it’s broken”? You can’t get away with that when they get older and then they get bigger and more annoying toys gifted to them.
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@AshleyAOttesen Also "Oh, yesterday was my birthday". Nobody called.
@AshleyAOttesen Then they’d combine forces to head over to Australia and find the country off once and for all.
@AshleyAOttesen Happy birthday 🥰 It’s mine tomorrow, but please don’t ask me how old, because I’ll lie about it. 🤭
@AshleyAOttesen It does hit different when you’re over 30 fr😂
@AshleyAOttesen Blink-182: What's my age again?
@AshleyAOttesen We’d be completely and utterly screwed
@AshleyAOttesen Well, I'm sure Steve had that in the specs, but "god" said it was too much. Just like with the dragons!
@AshleyAOttesen I wrote a kids poem about an Emu, Ostrich, and a Cassowary building themselves a plane and flying away. It'd be a different world for sure if they could fly. As a tall person who was eye to eye with a Cassowary once, I'm very glad they can't fly ha ha.
@AshleyAOttesen 😳😲 what a terrifying thought. Maybe if they didn't have such mean dispositions, I guess I wouldn't mind...
@AshleyAOttesen how about N O
@AshleyAOttesen I get it in reverse - reaching 88m/h to activate the flux capacitor for time travel never seems so fast, until I convert it and remind myself that it is more than 30km/h over the top Australian speed limit of 110km/h.
@AshleyAOttesen That’s pretty much what ran through my mind at first. 😂
@AshleyAOttesen Someone switched my car display to metric and I thought I was having a very comfortable ride at 110mph.
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