MadeUpStuff @ArtemisKole
Reader, Writer, Eater, Drinker, Cat lover. England, United Kingdom Joined June 2017-
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Ace…
“Dead at last”
At work, I've just heard someone say:- "it's the lesser of two threes" 😐
Finally! It appeared on my timeline 🎉 I was beginning to feel left out 😂 #dogarsetoothpaste
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Proofreading would be a good one
Proofreading would be a good one
none. They're all terrible.
none. They're all terrible.
loved this as a kid
Just heard Harrison on the radio doing an advert for Travis Perkins 🤣 #thearchers
I get up at 5am so I can get to work before anyone else then I watch Eastenders on my iPad while eating sausage rolls. It makes me very happy👍
I get up at 5am so I can get to work before anyone else then I watch Eastenders on my iPad while eating sausage rolls. It makes me very happy👍
everywhere I look I'm reminded of her...
everywhere I look I'm reminded of her...
It’s a shame about St George’s day. It would be good to have a reset, then celebrate all the nice stuff like Shakespeare, Savile Row, Poetry, Afternoon Tea & Morris Dancing. Instead we get drunk middle aged men, furious at how their lives have turned out, punching horses.
But… it’s not even a PROTEST. The gammons were supposed to be *celebrating* St George’s Day. So who tf are they fighting? Each other, apparently. It’s almost as if they’re just thick twats permanently spoiling for a fight because nothing else in their life has any meaning…
But… it’s not even a PROTEST. The gammons were supposed to be *celebrating* St George’s Day. So who tf are they fighting? Each other, apparently. It’s almost as if they’re just thick twats permanently spoiling for a fight because nothing else in their life has any meaning…
"real English culture" 🤣🤣🤣
What it delivers, you soulless little shit, is an indelible stain on the reputation of our poor country. It might give your dwindling troglodyte base a brief twitching racism-boner but it makes the other 80% of us all the more determined to be rid of you forever. Get out.
What it delivers, you soulless little shit, is an indelible stain on the reputation of our poor country. It might give your dwindling troglodyte base a brief twitching racism-boner but it makes the other 80% of us all the more determined to be rid of you forever. Get out.
The man's off his tits (again)
The man's off his tits (again)
We really are 🎉🚂
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The Reeve suit. A design classic and looks like it's straight off the comics page. The others all feel like it was broken and needed fixing.
Who nailed their Superman 'First Look'?
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But are you this old ? Also sorry if the tune is in your head now… not sorry)😅
@ArtemisKole @premierleague @LFC It’s not nonsense, it’s a fact. The premier league posted it. Do you even like football?
Okay, but perhaps they could explain how behaving like insufferable pricks is supposed to earn them respect.
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#thearchers How did **nobody** notice Alice was drunk until partway through the quiz?????
@ArtemisKole @60sQiRL This song haunts me I swear, the lyrics are vile 😭
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