Anti-Joke Cat @AntiCatjokes
I don't do jokes. Joined November 2012-
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Can everyone go follow my new account @TheJokeChapter thanks !
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Still a deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.
Yo momma's so dumb, it's obvious that she didn't get a very good standard of education as a child.
Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's extinct.
What do u call a baby that swims, nothing its impossible for the human body to swim at such a younge age.
Yo momma’s so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.
#WhyISmile because of electrical impulses sent from the brain effectuating contractions of numerous facial muscles.
why did the little boy bump his head ?, he fell of a bridge.
What do you call Postman Pat when he is retired? Pat.
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks around a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing. Chimneys can't talk.
I got 99 problems and I'm seeing a therapist about them.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? It's really nice.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
A customer tells his waiter that there's a fly in his soup. The waiter apologises and replaces it free of charge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, daffodils are yellow, daisies are white.
wtfff i got 100 followers when I followed @omgcomedy Try ;o
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