Ant, Lord Dean @AntRDean
Bins out on a Monday night? I’m your kind of guy. Prolific procrastinator, but I’m learning Twitter. Joined December 2010-
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@waveatthetrain I’ve tried that and it wasn’t successful😩
@tinyrayray here's that perfect circle I drew a while back
If I ever have to teach the history of WWII to adults aged 45+, I’m definitely using this meme I have just made.
Good morning! Is anybody here currently in Liverpool? I have a strange favour to ask.
@StagecoachEMid Hi. I had to wait for one hour for a bus from Daybrook this morning. I’m now freezing cold and late for work. The live times kept updating and going without a bus arriving. Thanks a bunch.
@AntRDean someone recorded you taking the bins out this week
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
@GLB_88 I was sat on an armchair in my old house. I had a blackberry!
Thank you Grok
@crapolatombola I discovered that they discontinued marmite peanut butter mid September. I loved that stuff.
Oh wouldn’t I?
You wouldn't have a slice of Victoria sandwich cake for breakfast so quite why croissants, pain au chocolat and Danish pastries are deemed acceptable is beyond me.
Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
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Sarah @idlewildgirl
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Cllr Arthur J Cheesec... @cheesecakeOBE
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Crafty Moo 🐦🦤 @acraftycow
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smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 814 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�... @semtexsue
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rab livingstone @rablivingstone
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Ice Crystal ❄️ @ice_crystal
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Nicola. @NicolaSillyBum
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All about Steve @1StevieKilner
6K Followers 967 Following I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..
My lovely horse @SueJ1973
15K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages
Gary Baldi @gazeeebo64
4K Followers 1K Following Rose tinted view of the past, contradicted a lot by old TOTP. I have about a dozen pairs of DMs. Enthusiastic attitude to drinking.
Lady Spudgun 'M👀' ... @hellymoo
3K Followers 786 Following Hi, I'm Moo. I love raccoons,puffins,weetabix & gherkins. Other half of @Poetsimon 💖 🦻 SPEAK UP, I'M A BIT DEAF. Not single. Not interested
fuzer @JGm460
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Ashlee Simpson Ross @AshleeRoss37587
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Bura @Bura831422
348 Followers 5K Following Those who are happiest are those who do the most for others. “Help others without any reason and give without the expectation of receiving anything in return.
Brianna @starrbucksbri
234 Followers 2K Following Your greatest delusion in the form of a woman 🎀 Wanna know what happens after hours?
OraliaLysak @LysakOrali52582
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Priscilla Santoya @santoya73702
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Rasairthur @RasairthurkJFP
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Forshaw @Forshaw3f9GW
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Nough @NoughVKB1p
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Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
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Sershoez @SershoezqeO2XY
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Clethee @CletheeMHp
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Kiera @Thsysowrue3n3X
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Ari Jordan 🕊️�... @AriJordan444
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Gay Pratt @GayprattPratt1
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OvidSymphonies1 @OvidSymphonies1
557 Followers 2K Following Official Twitter of the CD Album 'Dittersdorf - Ovid Symphonies Vol. 1' by Porticodoro! Download the Original CD (FLAC) or MP3 HD/MP3!
Matt @bongbrummie
2K Followers 1K Following Books, Film, Music, Ice Hockey ~ @Mcr_Storm & @MapleLeafs ~ @bluejays ~ I run @iamklootclub ~ @BBC6music listener ~ BONG is a @DepecheMode reference.
MR POFPO @mrpofpo
179 Followers 2K Following
Ishanee Nagpurkar @mateusvieiranot
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Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy
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MozartCircleNews @MozartCircleNew
2K Followers 5K Following Mozart's Circle: news from MozartEra serious fans! MozartEra Fans Twitter of @MozartCircle & @MozartCircleCN https://t.co/mJfqMBuPKi
PoorImpulseControl @whaleoilbefckd
3K Followers 4K Following Ex military/civilian aviation, engineer, Determined Rejoiner Supports MS Society YNWA
Andrew $AndrewM81577 @SUnfortunates
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Becky Jane @BeckyJane1223
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Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy
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Jacqueline Palmer @JackiePalmer101
65 Followers 296 Following Glaswegian Londoner , tired nurse, schnauzer mum.
Toaster Philp @philp83
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Elizabeth @e_marrow26
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_ @thehurmanator
413 Followers 299 Following A million outstretched palms in complete darkness. They will reach forever.
Valerio Pergola @valerio_pergola
25K Followers 24K Following Science Communicator 🌌 and Computer Engineer 👨🏻💻 | Dedicated to inspiring people through Science and Technology 🌲 | Also into Sci-Fi
Alex Denne @alexjdenne
465 Followers 488 Following CGO @smpldocs | LawInsider | r/legaltech Mod (25K+) | I build distribution engines | https://t.co/r8ydCbVFum | Dad of 3 📍 London
Gareth P Jones @jonesgarethp
13K Followers 12K Following Award winning school visiting kids author/scriptwriter/composer/performer/EP Thornthwaite Inheritance, Solve Your Own Mystery, Death or Ice Cream, Rabunzel etc
Rachel Joy Staunton @RachelStaunton
5K Followers 5K Following Christian, wife, mother of boys, Artistic Director of @lonyouthchoirs Proud Associate of @royalacadmusic Kidney disease warrior with dyslexic superpowers!
Amanda Hinds @AmandaHinds16
57 Followers 79 Following Lives in Southampton. Née Herbert. Descended from the two noble brethren 'through the meaner sort'.
Max @maxharvey79
1K Followers 2K Following Barbigerous bon viveur & pedant. I draw things (instagram - zincportraits). I also tweet/post new puns each day at midday (#LunchPun) and have books (see below)
WhoWillBelieveMyVerse... @JamesLeyland3
982 Followers 1K Following William Shakespeare 1564-1616. Sir Henry Neville 1562-1615. https://t.co/D8vL8ihyeS
Bacon Is Shakespeare @BaconSpeare
2K Followers 5K Following Francis Bacon: Rosicrucian Philosopher, Scientist, Writer, Statesman, pre-eminent Renaissance Man and Writer of the Shakespeare Plays and Poems.
Ross Lowe @RossBits
746 Followers 2K Following Debut novel 'Step Forward, Harry Salt' out now. Order online at https://t.co/hc1yP2J5ij Proud dad. Fragrant. #DCFC fan.
Jim Gibson @jimmmmmbo
796 Followers 265 Following Outsider. The Bygones small story world. Also published by Nightjar Press, Salt, The Quietus, 3AM. Co-founder: Hi Vis Press & Hand Job Zine
Jonathan Stephens @Jonathan747
1K Followers 3K Following Secondary teacher, reader, drummer, worrier, rejoiner, husband and father. Weekend commuter to Ambridge; now living close to the Sovereign Light Café.
Joe Payne @godofchicken
2K Followers 3K Following He/him. Assistant Director of Studies and English Teacher, writer, bearded idiot.
The artist formerly k... @kellbound01
140 Followers 184 Following Hippo enthusiast. The scourge of public transport. Permanently underwhelmed
Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 743 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Sarah @idlewildgirl
13K Followers 7K Following Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec... @cheesecakeOBE
7K Followers 861 Following Why do I have to do everything around here?
Crafty Moo 🐦🦤 @acraftycow
2K Followers 823 Following I make cat sofas.. https://t.co/3S42JiqaOn Not really here.. but you will find me at https://t.co/KoWAzQ7lHi
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 814 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�... @semtexsue
5K Followers 4K Following Find me in the sea. 54. Perimenopausal and raging. Almost always cold, or hotter than the sun. She /her. Mental health nurse Rarely on @[email protected]
rab livingstone @rablivingstone
11K Followers 810 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
Ice Crystal ❄️ @ice_crystal
1K Followers 2K Following Stationery fiend. Trainee giraffe-climber. Idiotphobe. #goatsquad 🐐 Those swing-bin liners aren't made for cormorants.
Fancy Nancy @ClareMBrown1
2K Followers 503 Following The five second rule almost went horribly wrong when I mistook a slug for a cooked mushroom. Mum of 6, nappy changer extraordinaire in excess of 30,000.
Nicola. @NicolaSillyBum
3K Followers 523 Following
All about Steve @1StevieKilner
6K Followers 967 Following I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..
My lovely horse @SueJ1973
15K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages
Gary Baldi @gazeeebo64
4K Followers 1K Following Rose tinted view of the past, contradicted a lot by old TOTP. I have about a dozen pairs of DMs. Enthusiastic attitude to drinking.
Shakespeare's Authors... @SAuthorship
102 Followers 89 Following Dedicated to the idea that William Shakespeare of Stratford upon Avon is the author of the works attributed to him...
The Shakespeare Autho... @doubtaboutwill
33 Followers 1 Following Dedicated to increasing awareness of reasonable doubt about the identity of William Shakespeare. Please read and sign the Declaration of Reasonable Doubt!
Books Are My Bag @booksaremybag
46K Followers 6K Following Books Are My Bag is a year-round campaign, run by the Booksellers Association, to celebrate bookshops across the UK and Ireland. #ChooseBookshops
HG2G Scrapbook @HG2G_Covers
2K Followers 92 Following Cover Art, newsclippings and really wild things from every version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy since 1978. Share and enjoy!
Showroom Cinema @showroomcinema
30K Followers 3K Following Sheffield's leading independent cinema. UPDATE: We’re no longer posting on X. Follow @showroom_cinema on Instagram, or @showroomcinema on Facebook and LinkedIn.
Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
7K Followers 3K Following The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
Martyn Ware 🦉 @martynware
29K Followers 3K Following Heaven 17, BEF, founder Human League, Illustrious,composer,producer, podcaster, DSc, DMus, Prof,activist,3D soundscapist, In Place Of War, author
Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
573K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save street dogs around the world. You can support here...
Happy Doggo @wearehappydoggo
145K Followers 106 Following On a mission to fix the global street dog problem for good🐾 Registered UK charity and US 501(c)(3) Founded by @niallharbison
Stan Collymore @StanCollymore
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Sarah Touboul @_Sarahtouboul
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Gallinula @Think_Reed_Line
2K Followers 2K Following I notice. I care. Still not sure what I want to be when I grow up. Pining for the sea🌊
Ari Jordan 🕊️�... @AriJordan444
2K Followers 7K Following Screenwriter/mom/Mother 2 Dragon-Kittehs 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛ #SFWA, #NAFO, Mensa. слава україні!🇺🇦💛💙 • - • - • -🦋@arijordan444.bsky.social & Insta: @dinahwilliecats
Gay Pratt @GayprattPratt1
2K Followers 3K Following I only speak English. I think mostly I'm an artist that likes taking pictures.I'm 70yrs old and https://t.co/7oTJRisHb6 https://t.co/wsg1cXWHbw Lists and Don't
OvidSymphonies1 @OvidSymphonies1
557 Followers 2K Following Official Twitter of the CD Album 'Dittersdorf - Ovid Symphonies Vol. 1' by Porticodoro! Download the Original CD (FLAC) or MP3 HD/MP3!
Michael Payne MP @MichaelPayneUK
13K Followers 5K Following Labour Member of Parliament for Gedling. Tweeting in personal capacity.
Matt @bongbrummie
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Natalie Hood @NatalieAHood
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Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony
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Elli Cares, The Award... @elli_cares
5K Followers 4K Following The mobile app supporting independence for people with dementia or cognitive impairment and providing peace of mind to families. ❤️
VirtualAstro @VirtualAstro
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MR POFPO @mrpofpo
179 Followers 2K Following
Libbyfintimlinbimwhim... @Gertruude1963
384 Followers 603 Following wife, mother, dryer lint collector. radical left scum...
Green Cola UK @GreenColaUK
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Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
647K Followers 234 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Critical Care | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
Dracy McDracface 🕉... @Dracnoiseperson
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Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy
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Lily Craven @TheAttagirls
25K Followers 2K Following I occasionally write about invisible women in history who overcame manmade barriers and changed the world bit by bit. A @WomenOfWessex coordinator. #TeamKemi
PoorImpulseControl @whaleoilbefckd
3K Followers 4K Following Ex military/civilian aviation, engineer, Determined Rejoiner Supports MS Society YNWA
Clemency Burton-Hill,... @clemencybh
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997K Followers 181 Following One of America's most provocative public intellectuals; a champion for Truth, Justice & Love. Independent Presidential Candidate 2024
The Magnus Archives a... @magnusvines
1K Followers 6 Following vines about the esoteric and the paranormal, based on @TheRustyQuill’s The Magnus Archives. also apparently I TMA shitpost as well. (spoilers on a week’s delay)
the magnus archives w... @TMAWallpapers
1K Followers 20 Following The Magnus Archives with backgrounds and limited context i'm working through the episodes one by one but if you wanna request a specific quote go ahead
Basia Zamorska @BasiatheCat
654 Followers 2K Following Sober Nottm Pole, cat rescuer, polyglot fashion stylist, gardener, CML, SPS-disabled, music, lit and art. IG a/c = my name. NO MC REPOSTS WHOUT PRIOR PERMISH.
Durrell Society @DurrellSociety
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Christopher Douglas @Chrishdouglas
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Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy
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Shaky At besT @ShakeAuthTrust
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Robert Popper @robertpopper
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Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
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Tom “Bastard Dragon... @newmanstings
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Toaster Philp @philp83
2K Followers 743 Following just a bloke who likes blokes. had endoscopes up all the holes below my waist. #youbears #thedarts #wwfc





















