Anna Bridgette ★ @AnnaBGoodUI
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far. @AmateurU #jenny http://t.co/rFmT1dWm bit.ly/K0O8b5 Champaign, IL Joined October 2012-
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There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness.
If you don't shave or wax your pubes and you wear panty hose with no underwear, your crotch looks like Vlade Divac robbing a gas station.
Success comes in cans, not cants. bit.ly/KePBMu
Life's a bitch then you marry one. Live Young Wild and Free! bit.ly/K0O8b5
"You can't finger your problems away" - Me if I were a high school guidance counselor
Fox News is like 'Sesame Street' for old white people.
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.
Flo from Progressive touched me in my no-no place :(
White calf-high socks, white sneakers, denim carpenter shorts, dick pics and sweet tea. That's right, it's 'To Catch A Predator' time!!!
Start the day with a big bowl of why the fuck am I awake.
I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works.
My SUV is looking festive with the reindeer decor, even though I tried swerving to avoid hitting it.
On the unrated DVD of 'Home Alone', Macaulay Culkin's mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
Guys who wear their cellphone in a holster on their belt are the same guys who go up to girls at parties and ask why they aren't smiling.
When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line, I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor
Maybe Chris Brown's Arab terrorist Halloween costume was his way of officially "coming out" as a worthless piece of shit.
mom is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth
@morrrgggaannnn you mean, "waiting to make himself useful"...hahaa
I'm having a hard time finding my dad a present for Christmas, guys...any suggestions?!?!
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Meezy Taught you @MeanMiamiDreams
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Folake @folakeknudsen
626 Followers 1K Following 🇳🇬 from 🇺🇸 in 🇩🇰. product designer @workday; prev @bangolufsen @bmw | i’m rooting for everybody black 💁🏾♀️ (she/her)
Gariont'e Williams @FlawedKing
56 Followers 313 Following I follow my own footsteps, so I won't get lost in the world by others mis-guidence.
Codeine ♡ @_BlowLikeMarley
299 Followers 664 Following #Peace #Codeine #CocaineWhite #Trippin #Blaaaaaaaah #RIPMYBBYTORY #LordWorld✌✌
it be like that @akimboslicetwo
480 Followers 553 Following My RTs and likes shouldn't be read unfailingly as endorsements. I RT and like stuff in which I don't agree with.
DanteCarr @MySonIsPoLo
128 Followers 288 Following I'm the dream that Stef had when she was a kid playing house
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YouDontKnowMyStory @holygirl81
66 Followers 295 Following LIVING LIFE FOR CHRIST LOVE MY BABIES AND DO WHAT I CAN FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
MSA Illinois @MSAIllinois
17 Followers 13 Following UIUC'S MSA seeks to promote the importance of political, social, and economic topics that revolve around the Mexican community.
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Shawn Quigley @ShawnFQuigley
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James Hubert @JamesHubert18
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439 Followers 235 Following Northwestern law student, book lover, yoga, cooking, my DVR.
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129 Followers 197 Following
Bill Rudloff @DoctorWho8
275 Followers 137 Following TARDIS Wrangler Founder of the Central Illinois Doctor Who Fan Club
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405 Followers 780 Following The world turns for all of us as equal and free participants of the human race. Stop the anger and the hatred. All we are saying, is give peace a chance.✌️
🐾gydyup🐾 @gydyup
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Tim Prost @biology
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383 Followers 188 Following Ballet company and marching band roadie, chief spider management officer, gin snob, nuclear reactor performance and safety analysis guy.
Cat @cgrace_1524
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Christine Schwarz @cschwarz
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A. @_battlescars
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jonas Quinn @jonasQuinn23
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Riley @HeyItsRiley
155 Followers 153 Following i pronounce the t in often. this is my private twitter. I have #collegestudentprobs
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745 Followers 332 Following Delightfully nerdy. Posting mostly vinyl, live shows, beer & cats. Relocated to Portland, Oregon from Chicago in Sept 2017!
Be @behofmama
87 Followers 203 Following Dynamic mom who likes pop culture and politics ... except for the Trumps.
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