💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

Mad scientist. Monster. I have seven PHD’s. Hulk has none. [Hulk: @HULKAVENGER] RP/MV/21+ #StrongestAvenger Ships with: Tony, Thor, Natasha twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqfo74 Gone Joined May 2015

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod Come on, I’ll make you some tacos. You won’t be sorry.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod Are you talking about me? I’m not fat! I don’t think it’s physically possible for me to eat enough calories to get fat with Hulk’s metabolism.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod It’s full of fat. You’ll love it. It’s green but don’t let that fool you.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod You know, avocado? Mushed up with onion and spices and lime juice? It’s delicious.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod I mean, I guess you could but that’s pretty boring from a flavor standpoint. At least have them with guacamole.

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🌈Thor Odinson @ThorRevenger

7 years ago

Captain America may have America’s ass but I have Asgard’s Ass... King of Assgard.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod Tacos have meat.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@ThunderBornGod Because it means no ones trying to kill you and you can relax for a minute and have some tacos.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 You should t limit yourself so much, cousin. There’s a lot to be said for stylish and comfortable, especially when you’re 8 feet tall.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

So...spoiler...I guess I’m into velvet tracksuits now.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 I bet you’d like them if you tried one.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 Eeeeh, I’m tired of spandex!

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 What am I supposed to do? Walk around in a suit?

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 What’s wrong with bingo?

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

@SheHulk616 They’re just so comfortable and they move well! You know how hard it is to find clothes that stretch enough?

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

7 years ago

It’s my—what? Is twitter stalking me? Who celebrates things like that? “Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary”

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

8 years ago

@StarkMelancholy *He leans forward to examine them.* Whoa. That’s cool. That’ll work for as long as we’re in the car.

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

8 years ago

@StarkMelancholy Okay...*He decides to trust Tony on that part, but not the driving part. He puts on his seatbelt.*

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💚Bruce Banner @AngerIsMyShield

8 years ago

@StarkMelancholy *That was too bad. He rather liked disguises. He gets in the passenger seat. It seemed nice but ordinary to him.* Where are we going anyway?