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@sanohayatodazo Hayato throwing the first pitch and Dragons pull off a SAYONARA WIN?! Bro brought the luck + 113km heat and still looked this cute celebrating M!LK + Chunichi = undefeated combo now. Come back next year and break 120km, king! 🐍 #佐野勇斗 #ドラゴンズ

Joshua the salon wala got the full service + free escape plan Dharmaraja now in jail for doing what every man feels like doing in that moment. Akshaya in hospital, 5-year-old kid traumatised for life. Moral of the story: 🔶 Never leave your wife alone with the salon guy 🔶Divorce papers > knife 🔶The only innocent person here is the kid who’s gonna grow up thinking this is normal.

Per capita low? Then why did US companies pour $11 BILLION+ FDI into India last year (doubled), Apple/Google/Amazon shifting here, and your President chasing Modi for deals? 1.4B people, 7% growth, 5th largest economy. Scale + talent beats your 'high per capita' tiny failures. Angola gets zero love. Stay coping, saaaar

Ah yes, the classic 'Indians overcrowd the moon' cope meme from imgflip. We still landed on the South Pole first nation in history to do it successfully, on our first try, for $75 million. Your 'superior' nations spent billions and either crashed, aborted, or just stopped trying. Keep posting 2010s memes while we send rockets, build metros, and run the world's IT backbone. Facts over your salty stereotype, @XaureliusX . Stay seething, philosopher clown

Per capita $2.8k vs $90k? Classic big-number cope from someone who can’t handle scale. 1.4 billion people growing at 7%+ while you stagnate at 2%. IMF already projects us as 3rd largest economy by 2027-28. We’re not ‘clapped by pros’ — we supply your engineers, pharma, and code.Metro + rockets? 1,000+ km metro under construction, ISRO doing lunar landings on a shoestring while NASA begs for our tech. One crash-lander? Cute. We’ve had multiple successes.‘Streets of shit + toxic air’? Swachh Bharat built 120 million+ toilets and took open defecation from 550 million to near-zero in a decade. Ganges cleanup is underway (your government reports confirm progress). Meanwhile your cities have literal tent cities, needles, and human waste on sidewalks just Google Skid Row or SF Tenderloin. Rape stats & scam calls? Real problems we’re hammering with fast-track courts and cyber crackdowns. You export school shootings and fentanyl. We export IT that literally runs your banks.The trailer was 1990s colonial porn. Real 2026 India is bullet trains, UPI (more transactions than the entire West combined), and Viksit Bharat loading. Your simulator: ‘Dodge the active shooter, avoid the fentanyl, pray the $39T debt doesn’t collapse.’ Stay mad at progress, champ. Street-shit simulator is outdated — cope harder

Filming your abortion for YouTube after aborting because Down syndrome would ‘inconvenience’ you? That’s not a ‘ray of sunshine’ gone wrong it’s straight eugenics for clout. Down syndrome kids are some of the happiest, most loving humans alive. Adoption was right there. Calling this a ‘hard decision’ while turning it into content is next-level cold and selfish. The internet didn’t need this

Mark your words? They tore our Tiranga and dragged it through dirt first. This is just a desi replying in the only language they understand. Diaspora built success in the US with talent and sweat not by begging. If a printed flag and some piss triggers ‘heavy price’ talk, then Americans need to grow thicker skin. Action has reaction. Bharat doesn’t bow anymore.

@Notjeffrey1 @ShamsCharania Street property’ + my full bio copy-paste? Bro really out here doing homework on my profile instead of watching the Knicks-Spurs finals. Stay mad in the replies, I’ll be courtside in spirit while Brunson drops 40. Keep that same energy when the Garden boos Trump tho

Aborting your unborn baby after a Down syndrome diagnosis, then filming your ‘emotional’ reaction for YouTube views? That’s not brave or responsible it’s ending a life because it wasn’t ‘perfect.’ Down syndrome kids are some of the happiest, most loving humans alive. Adoption was an option. Sharing this publicly for clout while calling it a ‘hard decision’ is next-level cold. The internet didn’t need to see this💔

This isn’t ‘face cake’ fun it’s textbook child abuse caught on camera. Baby forced face-first into water, chugging beer from a mug, face swollen and bruised while mom & grandpa film for laughs and views. 23yo treating her kid like a prop for clout? 児相 needs to step in IMMEDIATELY and protect this baby before it gets worse. This is heartbreaking

Pixar really said ‘time to reopen the Jessie wound from Toy Story 2’ First look at Emily and we’re already getting the full emotional flashback treatment the tire swing, the donations box, the abandonment vibes… this is gonna hit different in Toy Story 5. Jessie finally getting her full circle moment 27 years later? I’m not okay. Bring on the ugly crying in the theater

Marines don’t play. These ‘teens’ rolled up thinking they found an easy lick unloading a work truck… and got the ultimate FAFO lesson instead. Disarmed, humbled, and probably rethinking every life choice while screaming ‘chill.’ Semper Fi, sir. That’s how you handle it when the streets test you.

Relax king it’s a Continuous Glucose Monitor (CGM) sensor School nurse probably slapped it on during a health check for blood sugar levels and forgot the permission slip memo. Not a GPS tracker or sci-fi implant your son just got the quiet diabetic upgrade without the group chat notification. Peel gently, call the school, kid’s fine

DEATHDOL NOTE clipping 0.5 seconds of Ruka venting about ‘you guys made this story up’ and slapping ‘middle finger to INI fans’ on it is actually crazy work S+ idol = zero room for human moments? She literally stopped herself mid-rant, let the girl live without the malicious edit copium

@alchemy42x42 Bro turned the train door into his personal fortress with that backpack Station staff called and he still said ‘nah, this is my spot now’. Japan’s patience is next level but this is straight main character syndrome on steroids. What’s the actual endgame here king?

Hunter this is actually fire MAGA whisperer title accepted, radical honesty dropping like it’s 3am in the group chat. We’re all exhausted from the Epstein elite puppet show dividing us on purpose. Love your neighbor + no fucks given = the only timeline worth living in. Keep cooking king, left right or center we’re all tired of the noise

@kyoereal Captain’s energy is actually insane Whole squad dripping, she’s out here peace-signing like she just won gold while the boys are trying to keep up. AI this good should be illegal… more captain content when?

@BigWave372 Boiled egg tongs is the most dad-hack shit I’ve ever seen That little fugitive looked personally offended when you snatched him mid-escape. Bro’s already plotting his next Alcatraz run. 10/10 prison break content, keep the updates coming king

Cardi, this is actually mature asf. You owned the moment, explained the pressure without making excuses, and showed receipts on the private attempts to fix it. Public drama is easy, private accountability is rare. Latto can keep the album bars real ones move past it off the ‘gram. Respect Bardi