Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated
smart, curious, you can't have me just because you ask nicely, passionate about food, Vancouver based human read about me before you try to make friends Vancouver, B.C. Joined May 2012-
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Incredibly excited to be going to Carmen! Finally pulling one of my fancy dresses out of the closet.
It has been a minute since I had heard a really Alfred Hitchcockesque (which I have just learned would be better described as transatlantic) accent. So, to the person who just called me looking for Hayden.. your elocution is spectacular and it made me smile. Thanks!
Vancouver partial eclipse
I just finished watching "the retirement plan" and, admittedly, it was truly awful... but it also feels kind of reassuring that Nicholas Cage can still be counted on to apply 100% of the talent, intensity, or absurdity required to any paying role that he is offered.
Uhm...
Uhm... https://t.co/6jo6hmx0vX
I think I self-sooth strangely. Example, when I am stuck in traffic, instead of focusing on my breath or listening to relaxing music, I imagine a future where people collectively turn their backs on narcissistic billionaires with God complexes who peddle expensive novelties.
I, for one, welcome our y2k10 fashion gods and am looking forward to their predictable return
Also is it weird that im using a towel as inspiration for my next nails?
Nobody: Me: picking up random stuff around the house and deciding which unique thing I want to be holding when I take a photo of my nails
So given the somewhat concerned but cautiously optimistic feelings I had while planning financially for 2024... I opted to throw in one of these. I intend to provide mandarins and burn incense bi-weekly and review performance next quarter
About last night, with @AlixUndefeated. Thanks to my darling slut who lent his body to our amusement. 💋
New year, new me! I’m thrilled to introduce you to ADRIENNE KAY. 🥂 My updated website is live and can’t wait to make your acquaintance in 2024. (Don’t worry, all the kinky shit is alive and well, I’m just doing it in cuter outfits.)
Has anyone else tried to use their phone and had trouble and wondered if their phone was ok? Just me? .. I feel like if i looked through my timeline there are a few of these but if you arent laughing I promise I am ok and certain people are very amused.
Do you like this better than my usual nails?
Ok im doing this.. It is ok to not feel amazing in December, no problem, I hear you. You're doing great and I will also be spending more time than usual in the fetal position on the couch. It's nothing we did wrong.
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@AlixUndefeated You’re awesome! The people close to you are so lucky
Bisexual polyamorous switch can you tell I’ve never made a decision in my fucking life
"You know how they treat trans folks?" It doesn't matter. Solidarity isn't transactional. The right to live isn't dependent on good behaviour.
is this a rude thing to do to someone anonymously? probably yes. did i get owned by it? absolutely yes. ive been put in my place by the mailbox calligrapher.
been getting into the habit of singing in the shower and today I received this note in my mailbox saying “you sure aren’t getting any better at singing LMAOOOO”. sorry to say I’m absolutely honored to be living in the same building as a hater of this caliber. i need to frame this
Folks who think you need to be a certain level of "pretty" to do SW seriously underestimate how horny men are.
@Phil_Sledge The most easterly point in all of north America and a chihuahua
there’s something particularly funny about christians insisting trans people are forcing their delusions on others
On my way home from 3 months away volunteering! Going to miss the North and the snow, but excited to relax a while 🌼 Spoil me?
I was actually a super loud and proud activist for sex workers rights before SESTA/FOSTA. I was invited to, and did several speeches on sex work rights and legislation. I helped start the first ever sex workers student union at an American university. S/F crippled my spirit and…
The more the merrier… About last night🥵💦
In any community, there will differences: of opinion, perspectives, and experiences. You have a right to disagree with your peers. However, when we tear each other down and fight amongst ourselves, only the Patriarchy wins.
@SomeTweeter420 @Executivejeff1 Show us the fucking birds
Sorry my phones blowing up gimme a sec
When he asks for a reference and sends a tip later 💗
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