Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

Wherever thou findeth the least of thy brothers and sisters, I am there. In a landcruiser. Judgement Day Joined August 2013

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

9 years ago

🎄🎶 🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶 All of the Rakhine reindeer Used to laugh and call them names Because dehumanization Is the first step toward crimes against humanity 🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶 #aidcarols 🎅🏾

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

9 years ago

Rudolph the Rohingya reindeer Crossed the border on the midnight tide; And if you heard his story, You would call it genocide... #aidcarols

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

11 years ago

God rest ye, humanitarian You start R&R today Turn off your phone and lock the door And sleep until next May #aidcarols

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

9 years ago

🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄 Long time ago down in Washington So my holy logframe say, Someone dreamed up indicators That make no sense in any way... 🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄 #aidcarols🎅🏽

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Elliot Seeger @reseeger

8 years ago

🎼🎅🏽🎉 Oh, the context outside is frightful, And our research plan is so abysmal, But since we’re just an NGO, Give us dough! Give us dough! Give us dough! 🎼🎅🏽🎉 @AidWorkerJesus #aidcarols

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C for Concerned @jagooli

12 years ago

Oh Cluster-lead, oh Cluster-lead I wish we'd have less meetings #aidcarols #seriously

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

8 years ago

‘Twas the night before Christmas And in the Juba teamhouse Not a creature was stirring LOL j/k There’s basically a cockroach party happening in the kitchen #aidcarols🎄

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

9 years ago

🎶🎄🎶 Last Christmas, I distributed my heart The very next day this GIK was traded away This year, no feedback I'll fear Cash transfers are more successful* 🎶🎄🎶 #aidcarols * subject to EMMA

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

9 years ago

🎶🎄🎶 And so this is Christmas And what have you done? No, seriously, the M&E team is asking. 🎶🎄🎶 #aidcarols

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

Truly one of the Lord’s greatest miracles, even if I do say so myself. Blessed art thou @RichardShumann, may thine IAD return-flight rows be empty forevermore

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

2. Multisector cash is the Elvis of humanitarian interventions 🕺🏻 Even when you’re the King, you can still die in the latrine 🧵

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

The End Times are nigh. Leave it all on and/or in the field, O brethren and sistren. And the Lord shalt lead the way. Ungodly humanitarian hot takes, a thread 🧵 1. Western INGOs have a critical role to play in #localization, and it is to go bankrupt and die 💅🏽

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

Now that the end times are nigh, any tweet might be The Lord’s last contribution to twitter scripture. Should the Lord reveal who writeth His tweets?

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Rania R @raniarajji

4 years ago

@AidWorkerJesus will be truly missed for thy reminds us poor earthlings that we need to laugh of our self-righteousness. Can thy promise me the kingdoms of heaven now? Please?

Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

Judgement Day cometh for all, both the living and the dead. And the Unworthy shalt be cast into the lake of fire. But you can archive and download your tweets for the hereafter, Dad says that’s okay, also maybe do it quick before that bit of creation breaks

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

@texasinafrica The real treasure was the friends that AFRICOM made along the way.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

4 years ago

Think of people around the world tonight who need Twitter to get their voices heard, to document human rights abuses and injustices, to get attention, expose war crimes, and more. All of them could be about to be cut off because the world’s richest man wanted to own the libs.

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

@JeremyKonyndyk Don’t get too excited, the Second Coming of the Lord is a sign of the end times

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

6 years ago

Follow the #aidcommandments. Offer up thine #aidprayers. Study the #aidparables. Sing the #aidcarols. Do this in memory of me.

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Aidworkerjesus @AidWorkerJesus

4 years ago

Writing AWJ was always about coping & catharisis for this (now former) humanitarian worker. The weirder & worser the lived response realities, the firmer AWJ’s tongue went into the cheek. And despite what the current site owner says, we should always offer up all of our cheek.