Gordon Ramsay Agile Coach @AgileRamsay
Agile coach, likes to shout. Click the link to ask a question about agile and I might illustrate my shouty answer 🗣 obviously a f***ing joke. forms.gle/d3VrjWbhWuxKk6… Joined September 2021-
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You’ve combined your teams retrospective and planning session into a f***ing four hour meeting?!
Are you racist? A bigot? Or just f***ing ignorant?
F*** me. You’re incentivising delivering volume over value
The UX team chucks their discovery work over the fence to the developers?! F*** that!
You spend how long on ceremonies each sprint?! What is this, an agile cult?
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@AgileRamsay I love this so much, thank you for existing 🤣❤️
h/t @jukesie for the recommendation of @AgileRamsay!
@amytdesign @AgileRamsay You can have any meal you like, as long as it's cooked on a Neff SB-345 induction hob.
@amytdesign @AgileRamsay This, in my experience, is the default. But yeah Gordon, that too is bad.
I love this account so much ❤️
Shut it down! This “five year roadmap” is just a f***ing Gantt chart!
Much enjoyment here...!!!
I’m rolling. My new favorite Twitter follow.
My gran could do better, and she’s dead. #agile
@rj_number_one I like this one more than my fudged one I did this week 😬😬
I wouldn’t trust your scrum masters to unblock a toilet let alone a team!
@AgileRamsay But Prince2 IS Agile! Look, I found a book that says so! smile.amazon.co.uk/PRINCE2-Agile-…
@AgileRamsay @almostexact That's hilarious!
Like this? Want to see more Gordon in action? I’ve made an account for @AgileRamsay and you can ask for agile advice I might illustrate
Do you want to get some shouty advice from Gordon Ramsay about agile? Of course you do! Ask your question here and I’ll illustrate the best ones ✨ mhzzh56wqp1.typeform.com/to/rO24RMEe
@GordonRamsay make this happen please
I’ve become transfixed by the idea of Gordon Ramsay doing a show about Agile team nightmares where he’s an agile coach. Each episode he shouts at a new team until they start shipping good stuff
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