Adrian Assman @AdrianAssman
Just for laughs. Memes and Satire. Toronto, Ontario Joined January 2018-
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I’ve had 2 surgeries in the past 3 weeks. I’m in a lot of pain right now but it looks like we caught it early and I’m going to be OK.
Kelli_with_an_i @KelliDPowers
31K Followers 23K Following Your opinion of me is none of my business. Lifting, coffee, animals, inappropriate humour and centrism ✌️💪 NO DMsWoman of Wonder @WonderW97800751
56K Followers 5K Following A little bit of this and a little bit of that. Content not my own unless stated otherwise. Parental guidance is suggested.mike @TowingMikes
40K Followers 23K Following build hot rods,drag racer,Harley rider,yes I have a jeep,fabricator,welder,not looking to date,kidney cancer, thyroid cancer surviver,saw a ufo up close in 2009WE𝕏IT Barbie @WEXITBarbie
28K Followers 17K Following unvaxxed, unrepentant, and unabashedly conservative, living on conquered territory│pronouns: WE/𝕏IT 🏴☠️ 🚫 ☭SaskLass @SaskLass
30K Followers 16K Following I AM WHISKY IN A TEA CUP . Climate change survivor. “Living is easy with eyes closed” The Beatles. No Amnesty! #TrudeauMustGo. 🍎TheBannedChief🃏�.. @BannedChief
6K Followers 1K Following Retired Asshole. Meme War Veteran. Meme Squad™ #ComicsGateMotomom/Gram❤️❤.. @Motomom128302
19K Followers 7K Following #PierrePoilievreForPM #TrumpForPresident Make our countries RIGHT againSilver @SilversMemez
13K Followers 1K Following I promise to play nice this time Jack 🤞🏼Memer. 💚 I make memes and share memes. ✨Trump2024🇺🇸 ‼️No Trains‼️Mongo @mongoliciouss
30K Followers 21K Following Here for friends. I'm not for everyone. 🚫 hook-ups, 🚫 Crypto, 🚫 DM's, 🚫 gift cards, 🚫 cash app. Laughter costs nothing. #TakenMickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
17K Followers 1K Following Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nutsPissed Off Monkey @PissedOffMonkey
11K Followers 6K Following Anti-globalist Libertarian ... Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.. George CarlinDave Rave from Kwik S.. @houseofchaos18
12K Followers 11K Following HAPPILY MARRIED,DON'T dm straight away I'll just unfollow(won't follow porn/OF back) they're just jokes #HorrorFamily 😈 #SEND 💙#TrueCrime🔪#EDM #TRANCE 🙌Anita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
5K Followers 2K Following I'm funny af let's be frens you know me as HoeSherpa-Booty Fairy of Twitter I need an emotional support CreamPie… I laugh at everyone you’re not special💋🏴 Nevada Memes fø.. @1864Memes
9K Followers 2K Following Nevada became a state Oct 31, 1864. Its state constitution was sent to Washington DC by telegram, it took two days to send. | Flaming Ammosexual🇫🇷 🏴.. @EmilieS2018
14K Followers 2K Following Don’t add me to lists - Not a Nun 😂Friends with God and Dangerous Brian 😘 Bisexual 🌈🌈 DM's from friends 😘😘😘😘 🌈🌈🌈🌈 DCFC 🐏 😷😷😷 🇺🇦VP Mike @telecommoner
14K Followers 11K Following Die hard Leaf and Steeler fan. Please dont DM me unless you are giving me cash.Sgt Leaf @LeafandThistle
13K Followers 9K Following Former RCR. Your being offended does not make me offensive. Also former biological ballast (Harvard crew chief). Aut Pax Aut BellumOUTLIERGIRL ❤️�.. @_Outliergirl
7K Followers 6K Following 💯”If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.🍍 EAT MORE PINEAPPLE~ NO.. NADA … ZERO🛑DM’s🍎🍏LICENSED MASSAGE Therapistmelissa @mellycatslave
1K Followers 1K Following Big fan of fun, kindness, animals, books, wine, feels and pranks. 🤩❤️🤗. XxxJr Corpuz @NsfwDaddy1228
21 Followers 109 FollowingDoubleDsInMyFacePls @ds_face76616
345 Followers 2K FollowingGemini twin @Jerry03682006
3K Followers 5K Following I stand with Trump,retired,was self employed,enjoying life,old 🏫, political,married 41,years,I like H.P no matter what ,born may 21st identical twin brother.Karmabites @Karmabites42001
1K Followers 3K Following Retired, Married, Conservative, concerned for this countryhoodood @hooddood1
333 Followers 2K FollowingBridget drenth @sa29721_kinzer
5 Followers 187 FollowingBetOnUS #IFBAP 🇺�.. @StevieaB
25K Followers 25K Following Texas Conservative Patriot, MAGA Happily Married, Not here to hook up, 🚫 DM.chester shell @cshell214
3K Followers 5K Following Constitutionalist, Pure🩸. Ret Police Det., Army Vet. (18B) Mber SFA VFW, DAV, Plyzed Vet, AM LEG, RA MAGA 4 life WWG1WGA, leader of https://t.co/OLjtfCUyINvolpone @volponekrdi
759 Followers 3K FollowingJoe D @jdelbos63
689 Followers 2K FollowingPaul Sherwin @Buckeye4
524 Followers 2K Following THE OHIO STATE, Horse Racing Enthusiast and Owner, Bourbon lover, Self Employed, RETIRED USN🇺🇸🇺🇸0707/1966FeedupAmerican @PureBlood3158
495 Followers 1K Following 21 Years USN SCPO Retired 🇺🇸 FJB 🖕& FCK UR FEELINGS 🚫 NO DMsZoo @zoochie16
240 Followers 1K Following🍊Cold War Vet🍊 @Ben_Dover_X2
2K Followers 5K Following Pronouns: Golf/Foxtrot/Yankee. #Trump2024 @ColdWarVet on Truth Social. WI native. My neighbors were once stupid libtards (I fixed that). DMs get blocked.Mohammed @Iamabirdinthes1
0 Followers 5K Following إنُهـا جـمـيلة ڪما لو أن ملامحُهـا ڪانت من اختياري 🖤! ِDeborah Cox FJB # MAG.. @OhRebelAngel
11K Followers 11K Following .... if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. — Marilyn MonroeShannon-Its a clown w.. @Shannon72908718
197 Followers 270 Following Weak people revenge.Strong people forgive,Intelligent people ignore-Albert Einsteinitsyourchicagoboyholl.. @da_bears70
315 Followers 688 Following Why is this needed? im a dude. i like to crack joke & i don’t sugarcoat. brutally honest. love wrestling (Bayley is the most beautiful woman ever) & rock musicGeorge Orwell's 2021 .. @ThingsIsee
1K Followers 3K Following I see things and say what I see. No interpretation, no nuances. I also like to rock. #football #united #canada #israel #whitesnakeAT_flaco @AT_flaco
19 Followers 192 FollowingDylan Davies @dylandavies176
100 Followers 104 FollowingDBriggsJHU @DBriggsJHU
0 Followers 773 FollowingATIF @AaTtIiFf96
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4 Followers 33 Following5GLEE @4gLeeRepeat
305 Followers 518 Following was 4GLee, Muscle Cars, Foo Fighters, retired underground coal miner. 69 SS 396 👆🏻is mine. Lost my 20,000 account. (starting over!!!)RuKiddingMe @RuKiddingMe69s
4K Followers 7K Following MAGA. Support the Ammendments and Law Enforcement. True American and play by the rules, mostly.Asphalt 🚧 Roadie @JartXin
131 Followers 307 Following Saving the world one pothole repair at a time. Here for the memesScott P @scottp3008
67 Followers 3K FollowingHomer Owen @Bionicman3298
0 Followers 117 FollowingRealRwfort @RRwfort
3K Followers 4K Following Saved by the grace of God, Retired Army, America First, Outspoken, and promoted to grandpa!ULTRA MAGA T. The Coo.. @Shermthe2nd
5K Followers 5K Following Follow Back Patriots,ULTRA MAGA,FJB,Christian😇,Dogs Rule,BKind,Stooges Fan:Curly-Vice? I have no vice.I'm pure as driven snow. Moe-Yeah but ya drifted -SLAP!John Manydeeds @EauClairefan
306 Followers 6K Followingknud Pedersen @knudPed51607127
62 Followers 242 FollowingNadia Malik @NadiaMalik69
2K Followers 3K Following Feminism | developments of the Department of International Relations at National Defence University.THE PHOENIX WILL RISE.. @csanchezUSA
3K Followers 5K Following OUR COUNTRY WILL RISE AGAIN JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED WE THE PEOPLE ARE COMING FOR THEM GOD BLESS DONALD J TRUMPAngus rosie @Angusrosie28111
94 Followers 786 FollowingKelli_with_an_i @KelliDPowers
31K Followers 23K Following Your opinion of me is none of my business. Lifting, coffee, animals, inappropriate humour and centrism ✌️💪 NO DMsWoman of Wonder @WonderW97800751
56K Followers 5K Following A little bit of this and a little bit of that. Content not my own unless stated otherwise. Parental guidance is suggested.mike @TowingMikes
40K Followers 23K Following build hot rods,drag racer,Harley rider,yes I have a jeep,fabricator,welder,not looking to date,kidney cancer, thyroid cancer surviver,saw a ufo up close in 2009WE𝕏IT Barbie @WEXITBarbie
28K Followers 17K Following unvaxxed, unrepentant, and unabashedly conservative, living on conquered territory│pronouns: WE/𝕏IT 🏴☠️ 🚫 ☭SaskLass @SaskLass
30K Followers 16K Following I AM WHISKY IN A TEA CUP . Climate change survivor. “Living is easy with eyes closed” The Beatles. No Amnesty! #TrudeauMustGo. 🍎TheBannedChief🃏�.. @BannedChief
6K Followers 1K Following Retired Asshole. Meme War Veteran. Meme Squad™ #ComicsGateMotomom/Gram❤️❤.. @Motomom128302
19K Followers 7K Following #PierrePoilievreForPM #TrumpForPresident Make our countries RIGHT againSilver @SilversMemez
13K Followers 1K Following I promise to play nice this time Jack 🤞🏼Memer. 💚 I make memes and share memes. ✨Trump2024🇺🇸 ‼️No Trains‼️Mongo @mongoliciouss
30K Followers 21K Following Here for friends. I'm not for everyone. 🚫 hook-ups, 🚫 Crypto, 🚫 DM's, 🚫 gift cards, 🚫 cash app. Laughter costs nothing. #TakenMickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
17K Followers 1K Following Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nutsPissed Off Monkey @PissedOffMonkey
11K Followers 6K Following Anti-globalist Libertarian ... Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.. George CarlinDave Rave from Kwik S.. @houseofchaos18
12K Followers 11K Following HAPPILY MARRIED,DON'T dm straight away I'll just unfollow(won't follow porn/OF back) they're just jokes #HorrorFamily 😈 #SEND 💙#TrueCrime🔪#EDM #TRANCE 🙌Anita🖤🖤🖤🖤 @AnnPres2
5K Followers 2K Following I'm funny af let's be frens you know me as HoeSherpa-Booty Fairy of Twitter I need an emotional support CreamPie… I laugh at everyone you’re not special💋🏴 Nevada Memes fø.. @1864Memes
9K Followers 2K Following Nevada became a state Oct 31, 1864. Its state constitution was sent to Washington DC by telegram, it took two days to send. | Flaming Ammosexual🇫🇷 🏴.. @EmilieS2018
14K Followers 2K Following Don’t add me to lists - Not a Nun 😂Friends with God and Dangerous Brian 😘 Bisexual 🌈🌈 DM's from friends 😘😘😘😘 🌈🌈🌈🌈 DCFC 🐏 😷😷😷 🇺🇦VP Mike @telecommoner
14K Followers 11K Following Die hard Leaf and Steeler fan. Please dont DM me unless you are giving me cash.Sgt Leaf @LeafandThistle
13K Followers 9K Following Former RCR. Your being offended does not make me offensive. Also former biological ballast (Harvard crew chief). Aut Pax Aut BellumOUTLIERGIRL ❤️�.. @_Outliergirl
7K Followers 6K Following 💯”If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.🍍 EAT MORE PINEAPPLE~ NO.. NADA … ZERO🛑DM’s🍎🍏LICENSED MASSAGE TherapistSᴜɴɴ⭒ @AmericanSunn
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613 Followers 1K Following White Retired Machinist/Millwright Far(and away)rightgreencrow🇨🇦 @greencrow12
3K Followers 3K Following BA, BSW(Hon) - Gynuine Woman - Blogging from the Malahat, BC. , Ret. Child Prot. SW. UnVaxZed & lovin' every moment of it. PPC Supporter. Please, no DM's.Mitchy Mitch @bulleit10
823 Followers 2K Following It's Good to be the King. Grew up racing clippty clops, now I love the Thorobreds. Peanut Butter Conisouir.krypdough-jonesy @krypdough
2K Followers 3K Following I'm just a patriot with many questions and fewer answers. I wish for results that never come. How did we get here. #ihavenofoxnewschannel #domorethantweet (GOP)David Staples @dstaples
21K Followers 2K Following Founder @TheCultofHockey, hockey blog w/ wisest readers. By the Faithful & for the Faithful. Player, coach, fan, writer & Grade A shots research fanatic.Formally DrunkyM1nd @BennyBennyDude
126 Followers 65 FollowingR2D2 Farm Ltd @RodEdgar1
888 Followers 232 Following Family farm. Grain, decent agronomy, great management skills Star Wars fan obviously, working my ass off all summer so I can park it on a beach in winterThe Albertan @Albertain4
2K Followers 4K Following Alberta born & raised . Hard hats , ball caps , cowboy hats . Pro oil & gas . ✝️Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby
2K Followers 922 Following Voted by classmates to most likely wind up on the 6 o’clock news….. posts stuff that makes me laugh. Backup account is @saskieschmuckEhhh, whatever.™ @HuhOkWhatever
906 Followers 2K FollowingBlazinjoe @donanianj
29 Followers 132 Following 23 years old,mild aspie,nerd,pyrophobE,18+ minors DNI Dms open for any discussion I'm lonely🧟♀️ Apocaly.. @KathyRoman
2K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦&🇭🇺 Memes, musings, 🎶 & calling out gov’t. On a beach🏖️ a rock concert🤘🏽or work #iam911 dispatcher ☎️ Oldskool raver ❤️my Dodge Charger GT 🥃Cheers!ᛞᛖᚨᚾ ᛊᛏ�.. @DeanSte42294490
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387 Followers 2K Following Proud White, Straight, Pure Blooded, Christian, Nationalist, American, Republican, Ultra MAGA, “anti-Semite”, proud noticer,holocaust denying, White Man.Mike Z. @ZimmelMike
491 Followers 3K Following A proud Canadian. Wanting a better Canada. Habs 🏒 fan.Veteran Strategies @vetstrategies
2K Followers 3K Following We are a veteran-owned PR + Communications agency. Host of “Leaders and Legends” history podcast.Rusty Shackelford @mtnst8s
196 Followers 1K Following💙 Steve Williams #.. @scorpiosteve
11K Followers 12K Following I will always follow anyone who follows me. I am supportive of Biden, and the Democrats 🇨🇦🇺🇸💙💙 Always VOTE it is your right and responsibility !Graham B @GrahamBargholz
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534 Followers 482 FollowingSpeedvaleW @Empty27Tony
159 Followers 712 FollowingDyamond @Nubian__Qu33n
230 Followers 3K Following Life is what u make It So live each day like its your last ☺😍😚 SC: Dyamond90 Instagram: Nubian__Qu33n owner:BBKreationsSean Cullen @bawbags23
75 Followers 313 FollowingBigRog @BigRog91
597 Followers 1K Following币圈酒和菜 - Lon.. @btclonglongbtc
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2K Followers 2K Following 🇺🇲 Semper Fi. I was not a soldier. I am a Marine. I don't mean to offend but, I am offensive. 03 4LIFE! Remain UnBroken.Noorulhaq @Noorulhaq12345
358 Followers 5K FollowingMr. McKhockiner @mrmckhockiner
120 Followers 690 Following Close associates call me Barry. Twitter rejoin date: April 25, 2022@AdrianAssman Staging is key. Get the best care you can, stay positive and fight!
@AdrianAssman I should have paid attention
@AdrianAssman The pay is insane too. I used to help out at stables breeding started at 10k with a percentage going to that position.
@AdrianAssman "Sir, you drink from the TOP of the glass."
@AdrianAssman @garyfixstuff The hell it doesn’t. No uh uh. Lol😂 I’m too scared. So never for me.
@AdrianAssman Why does domino's require a more complicated password than my bank?
That's an expensive sandwich.
I charge married men $30K to be their ‘surrogate wife’ — I do what wives won’t trib.al/QfkZWLR