OJ Simpson has been cremated, estate attorney in Las Vegas says. No public memorial is planned apnews.com/article/oj-sim…
@AP No one cares. x.com/cb_doge/status…
@AP No one cares. x.com/cb_doge/status…
@AP Now let’s move on and not let anybody praise this man any further
@AP "My ashes are to then be cut with 30 kilos of Colombia's finest...and distributed to friends, well wishers, and the surviving members of Toto. Each bag is to be labeled 'Bronco' and the words 'one more kick' are to be prominently displayed." -OJ's will, maybe
@AP Maybe he's planning to attend his own funeral this time!
@AP Canned Oj, just add water and stir. Keep refrigerated, makes 1 liter. Throw out if past expiration date.