AJ Robinson @AJay_Smoothie
Joined October 2013-
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Are you supposed to get pins and needles in your feet every time you poop at work, or is it just me?
I login into twitter maybe twice per year...I just logged in and realized that there were a lot of questionable posts - posts I didn't post. I'm truly confused. Password changed, I'll be watching from now on!
Make a filament bulb wine bottle lamp that uses a cork switch with this instructable by @havoc_rc 🍾 instructables.com/Wine-Bottle-Fi…
It's so cold in TN that my car started and idled at 1600 RPM
In celebration of cross-play beta/aftermarket event I have teamed up with @PlayApex and @RTFKTstudios to bring you an exclusive giveaway!! Rules: -Follow @NiceWigg, @PlayApex, @clegfx, @RTFKTstudios, @brysontiller -Retweet this tweet -1 winner/1 pair of shoes -Ends 10/12/2020
*smells own fart* Yeah I should go to a hospital ASAP
I thought speed humps were just to see how fast you can get before hitting the next one at a safe speed?
Bar tender: Seriously? All you want is beer and fries!? Me: I mean it's basically bread and potatoes, sounds healthy to me!
I feel like such a failure in life when I screw up cooking a frozen pizza.
when he asks about your hobbies and you don’t just want to say drinking and netflix
Trying to decide how to message your friend...Snapchat, FB messenger, phone, Insta or Twitter? It's almost as hard as ordering a coffee from Starbucks...so I hear 😁
No one: The 2 people that always like my tweets:
Just heard a shootout a block up from our air bnb in south side Chicago. We booked hotel rooms and left within 5 minutes 😂
Friend: How well are you dealing with stress? Me: I just tried to put my ice cube tray into the microwave.
Honestly @Sicilyspizza I just wanted to see @Wendys response because y’all already spoken for 🐀. #mouseinthehouse #mouseprobs
Be sure to eat a hearty breakfast before jumping back in game after today's maintenance! →reddit.com/5nbqm0
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dang, really blew up on the r/blender subreddit #blender #houdini #animation
@havoc_rc Was 11 degrees when I woke up this morning in Ft Worth
Make a filament bulb wine bottle lamp that uses a cork switch with this instructable by @havoc_rc 🍾 instructables.com/Wine-Bottle-Fi…
donated my $1200 to an egirl and she said "thanks bro" how do I get it back?
This is just a bear... being a good citizen.
Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.
can’t stop thinking about that dog singing with perfect vibrato
I’m awful at sexting but boy oh boy in person I am also awful at sex
I always get a full body workout when I go to Alan Golds, I’m sore af.
That one time a company thought they were hacked but it was just me, the intern
This is Dave. He goes to hydrotherapy every week to strengthen his legs. Usually just floats around. Maybe a quick nap too. 14/10 you’re doing great Dave
I was RUDELY awoken by my mother shooting a fucking deer right off the back porch with the door open and her running half dressed into my room “BITCH GET YOUR ASS UP WE GOTTA GO GET A DEER” How’s your Sunday morning going ?
Today happens to be my birthday but there are much more important things going on such as International Men's Day, which society and big tech are trying SO HARD to ignore, which says it all. Let's take this day to recognize all the males who have made a difference in our lives.
Happy International Men's Day! Celebrate the positive impact that men continue to make and address the issues that men face in an effort to support society, their communities, their families and themselves. ✌️
Somebody told me I’d make a good cult leader and that’s the best compliment I’ve ever received
girls waiting for you to shoot your shot after they liked one photo x.com/atr_ahre/statu…
Getting older is cool but also lame. Your birthday just feels like a regular day and you start asking for shit like a nice blender or rent money
Her: “I’m not that clingy. I don’t need alot of attention” Also her if you don’t pay attention to her for 5 seconds: x.com/atr_ahre/statu…
Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness
My mom looked at this picture and judged me for having a beer in my hand....she said it should be tequila #latinamom
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