Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

prose, poetry, ponderings, all done in nine tweet threads Joined September 2020

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Kingsley Moghalu OON @MoghaluKingsley

4 years ago

I’m not exactly certain what qualifies our recently retired Chief Justice of Nigeria Tanko Muhammad for the very high national Honour of GCON. The man retired under a cloud. His tenure was spectacularly undistinguished. Nigeria’s judiciary is corrupt and needs to be cleaned up.

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Noor✨ @Tejumola__

4 years ago

Doctors that are looking to settle in Nigeria should consider specializing in nephrology and dermatologic oncology. Save up and open dialysis centers because in a couple of years, these people bleaching their skin in the name of glowing are going to be your biggest customers.

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

her was clearly her protruding stomach. Suddenly it hit me! Of course I knew her from that crazy night of town! In exchange for my seed, the pastor’s daughter gave me HIV. I could almost see karma smile as she venomously spat “You shameless rapist!”

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

hallway, and with what looked like a somewhat triumphant facial expression, she began to speak. I couldn’t make out any of it at first until I heard “...probably now know why I said no. May you rot in hell for doing this to me!” From the way she looked down, the ‘this’ I did to

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

When looking back at a Doctor who looks out of place because the glossy, center spread of a fashion magazine would have been a more appropriate backdrop for such stunning beauty, nothing poisons the mood worse than lush lips saying “Your HIV test results came back positive”

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

Same man who just finished serving time for assault, battery and manslaughter charges; actions that claimed the life of the cheating wife's mother-in-law. The same man who was the coroner's 9pm date...

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

kitchen. She could only guess how it ended up in the man's sandwich, and the woman's coffee. Something the coroner could never possibly have guessed though, was just how much she was a part of their story. The wife's dead foetus was the seed of her husband's stepfather.

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Novem Grandis @9TweetThread

6 years ago

He took yet another bite of wifey's sandwich as he peered out of the window at the freshly mown campus lawn. "I'll really miss her culinary skills" he thought. He pictured his wife sipping her coffee laced with his latest 'chemistry experiment' and smiled wickedly. Her last cup.