Life ofa 30something @30ishSomething
Being 30 something is rough. Always real and often explicit. SC Joined December 2012-
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Never thought I would be spending my Saturday nights reading the weekly gossip on the neighborhood Facebook page but here we are and actually loving it
Blaring Dear John (TV) on repeat like I’m not happily married with a house, 2 kids, 2 dogs and 2 cats #speaknowtaylorsversion
Sometimes I just really hate it here
My husband: constantly yelling at the kids to quit leaving their trash laying around Also my husband: constantly leaving trash laying around
When you realize you haven’t cried over nothing for a little while and wonder if perhaps your emotions have finally regulated themselves
I am very behind but Grey’s anatomy is getting real desperate for story lines. Having Richard get accidentally high. Seriously?!
Watching euphoria and I seriously am terrified for my kids to be teenagers
Pretending to be sicker than I actually am so I can lay in bed all day and have someone else take care of me for once. #momlife
When you bring a lunch to work so your husband doesn’t bitch that you never eat leftovers and then promptly throw that shit in the trash and buy what you really want for lunch 😈 #marriagewins #imanass #easierthanarguing
Hug those you love, and if you are struggling - please reach out! SAMHSA’s National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
In my 20s you wouldn't catch me dead outside the house without makeup on and never EVER in sweatpants... Ha. Now, in my 30s, with a tiny human - you're lucky if I have pants on (with or without/o stains) and two of the same shoe 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Fucking adulthood. The worst.
Why am I teaching my 40 year old husband how to do laundry? 🤦🏻♀️ #boymoms do better
Sometimes my husband can be the sweetest man and knows all the right things to say 🥰 and other times I fear I’m going to end up on an episode of #snapped 🔪
When your husband thinks he’s done you the largest favor in life because he 1/2 way cleaned the kitchen for the first time in months 🙄 I clean that shit twice a day
Rant con’d: If you spend 8k on an event outside of your home, have it catered; standard gratuity is 20%, you should probably leave more than that. DO NOT LEAVE FUCKING ZERO, you literal piece of human garbage.
PSA: if you host an event, like you planned it and paid for it & you hire staff (or a company w/staff); fucking do the right thing and tip them! They are providing you a service, and with the staffing shortage be thankful the showed up to work it. Leave gratuity, extra even!! 🤬
Buying cigarettes Gas station attendant looks at ring says does your husband like that you smoke? Me: nope. GSA: you got any kids? Me: yep. GSA: don’t smoke around them. Me: thanks guy, I don’t. 🤨🙄
Too many crises tonight!! Husband trying to quit his job! Maid of honor duties coming into play way sooner than expected! Plus I have a 2 year old so everything he does is a crisis. #makeitstop 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Lost my debit card which means... I have to use our joint account... which means my husband will see how much money I spend on food 😳
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