30 Second Recipes @30SecondRecipes
Culinary tips for the clinically depressed. Joined October 2012-
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30 Second Horchata: The leftover milk from the Cinnamon Toast Crunch you had for dinner last night that's still sitting in a bowl by the bed
30 Second Breakfast: Doesn't matter what it was. You have all day to regret it.
30 Second So You Think You Can't Just Mix Yogurt, Flour and Baking Powder, Put it in a Waffle Iron and Call it a Skinny Waffle? Think again.
30 Second Affogato: RT “@laura_clark: I use ice cream in my coffee when I'm out of milk, which I refuse to buy.”
30 Second Complete Meal: Add half a crushed Ativan and a splash of vodka to one serving of SlimFast. You should be okay for a few hours.
30 Second "Chrystler Fifth Avenue" courtesy of my father: vegetarian bacon, caviar, a frozen pizza. It's Kosher too. instagram.com/p/nwFqTsIbVI/
Just made the fanciest hors d'oeuvres ever instagram.com/p/mIp5VYDpk4/
30 Second Healthy Afternoon Snack: Crush up one Oreo and add it to 6 oz of low fat Greek yogurt. Now add the other 44. Hey, you tried.
Take a cadburys creme egg, cut/break in to 3 or 4 pieces in a mug, cover with milk, microwave for 3-4 minutes stirring regularly. Enjoy!
30 Second Kimchi: Mix a generous squirt of sriracha into a can of sauerkraut. Mmm, kimchi! You're in pain even at the best of times.
30 Second Bread Pudding: Pour maple syrup and bourbon over a Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie. Microwave (or not). Holidays are meaningless.
30 Sec. Flight Fancy: for inflight meals, don’t butter your roll, put the butter in your entree. Skip the roll; you don’t deserve the carbs.
30 second phở: You can squeeze lime and sriracha into your "beef flavor" instant ramen all you want. But he will never love you.
30 second Moscow Mule: Mix sprite and vanilla vodka 3:1. You are the worst.
30 second José O’Shea: do a shot of Powers, take a bite of a lime
30 Second Winning Combination: Alternate mouthfuls of kimchi stew with Sour Patch Kids
30 Second Chemex: a 500 mL Erlenmeyer flask topped with a stemless funnel.
30 second pie: Grind hazelnuts & chocolate chips in a food processor. Press into ramekin, top w chantilly & fruit. Nothing to be ashamed of.
30 second banana with a kick “@crashsuit: I'll eat this for five bucks instagram.com/p/dDjstJEtsW/”
30 Second Brew Your Own Kombucha at Home! Mix one part ginger ale with one part white wine. Serve out of a mason jar, or any jar.
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