Cade Klubnik (ACC MVP and finally starting QB) @1packersfan6969
I can now tweet and like tweets without the fear of being unemployed for my actions Joined January 2022-
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Some fella who we’re with has brought up he makes 6 figures now 3 times in 2 minutes. Sick bro I don’t remember asking one single time
They’ve got me training a 60 year old on excel. She doesn’t want to learn a fucking thing. Goddam I need someone to hire me asap. This job can suck my dick
Yea but what if it be squirtin
I hate not pooping at home but I love blowing up chain restaurant bathrooms
Friend was just ID’d 3 times by the same bartender while trying to acquire his first drink
Me and the lady scored reservations to Chili’s tonight
Down bad. Fuck it if I can’t have wings.
Just did a plates class for the first time and I highly recommend going to a 90% female workout. Would not suggest bringing your girlfriend
Who do you complain to at work when one of your coworkers is basically a retard. She’s also been here 20 years but her level of incompetence is beyond belief. Fun fact: I’m sure she makes more than me 🙃
Guys I accidentally fucking sat on it.
Friend has not eaten grilled cheese. I have stashed it in my back pocket. Will be munching in T-minus 30
Friend has not eaten grilled cheese. I have stashed it in my back pocket. Will be munching in T-minus 30
Had to make a stop home, delivering a friend a grilled cheese on my way back because I’m a good friend
Tough looks but this guy at the bar looks exactly like Murr from impractical jokers.
This one hurt, but can’t be following dead people on here. Also he killed some people so this really isn’t that insensitive
Friends saw some Chick-fil-A fries unattended. Decided to munch. Family comes back 10 minutes later and is furious. Arguable one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
We gotta start building castles again cause this shits dope as fuck
We gotta start building castles again cause this shits dope as fuck
Willy “Heavy” Joh.. @saucebars
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“Trey, these shoes are 2,000 dollars” “Trey, do you have some different shoes I could wear? I don’t want to wear these out, they are 2,000 dollars.” “Trey, these are fucking Lucchese’s. Do you know how much I paid for these??”
“Trey, these shoes are 2,000 dollars” “Trey, do you have some different shoes I could wear? I don’t want to wear these out, they are 2,000 dollars.” “Trey, these are fucking Lucchese’s. Do you know how much I paid for these??”
POV: well played golf hole
Enjoy what you’ve worked hard for gentleman, it’s okay to feel satisfied every once in a while. No matter how much we play it off, life gets stressful. Small things like enjoying a beer, a cig, some music, and my own backyard make me lucky. Cheers boys 🍻
"I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising." - Kenny Powers - MHJ
Ohio State WR Marvin Harrison Jr. explains skipping pre-draft workouts: I "trained to play football instead" nfl.com/news/ohio-stat…
Justin Thomas when he found out he made 30 million dollars just for being Tiger’s friend
@sir12302 @PeterJohns12160 You made a drunk basketball coach relapse after years of therapy tonight
@SouthernandFat @PeterJohns12160 Old ass doesn’t know raft wars 😭😭
@coachFMartin Thanks for your concern coach. I’m actually the manager of the local McDonald’s. I just hired Brandon as a janitor this morning
Movie Sunday Act of Valor Logan Sicario: Day Of The Soldado
My wife just got eiffel towered by the costco guys
What happened to cocaine and movies with the boys? What’s happened to us…
Down bad. Fuck it if I can’t have wings.
University of Buffalo Tuesday night MACtion fits
The Lions black jersey paired with a blue helmet and blue pants is out of control.
Just yelled at someone in a work setting. Feeling #powerful #pleasedontfireme
A lot of people took kboogie 2️⃣ for granted man