Secret_Ingredient_X @1_Fine_Mess
#Nerdfighter * Determined dreamer * i #Love three-day weekends * high-heels * swimming * long walks on the beach * #Wine * n i never pay for #Drinks........... India ✈ Brussels. · Joined November 2010-
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Happy happy new year to everyone out here.....n have a great year ahead...:)
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If Quizzes are Quizzical what about Tests?? Think...Think....:p
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If my math teacher told me that one day knowing Trajectories would help me win a game called "angry bird".I might hve paid more attention.:p
Age is only important when it comes to dead fish or good wine.....;)
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If u want ur man to listen to u, every so often throw in the words like Beer, Naked Woman and Food.They'll listen
In the circles which i move, sleeping with woman does not constitute an Introduction....:p
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@1_Fine_Mess you should have told me first... I just finished up :P dingo dingo
@1_Fine_Mess hahahah sahi baat! Me 2 nt looking out nw :D Cheers!
sometime's life is like .. a Negro's left bum ! "It's not fair and it's not right" :-P @1_Fine_Mess
#FF @1_Fine_Mess is a person who tweets what she feels not what u think,sweet and gives follow back
@1_Fine_Mess N m sure u falls in category of jungli billi...:P
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@1_Fine_Mess HavIng SuDden PReDileCtion foR ThiS RACy #VulgarSlogans.. Wish MeN CoulD UndeRsTand TheIr UseLEssNEss On ThiS PlaNEt ~~
@1_Fine_Mess hahahaha! I won't be shocked to see u having a tortoise bf, shark bf, whale bf, seahorse bf or an octopus bf! Hahahaha!
Is it too late to crack #SMJ jokes?. Just got over my hangover.
@pulktweet @1_Fine_Mess Aur tu kyu ro rha hai! Bade logg jaante hain tjhe twitter pr! lol
Amir ko ek baar show pe daru piloa sara sach bahar ayaega #SMJ #AlcoholAbuse
How lucky is she ---> @1_Fine_Mess ... gets to work with them !!! twitpic.com/a27tj5
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