My Therapist @1LocalTherapist
mentally unstable... FEAR MEEE Do not try this at home Therapist Office Joined January 2023-
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Can someone tell me why my gym is playing classical music???
Me: looking well involved and taking notes of what my patient is saying What I'm actually doing:
I've sent my morning watching a 3 minute TedTalk on how to tie my shoes...I should've stayed in bed
Honey, I'm home! Oh, right, I'm not married. Or live in a house. *A family of five scared to death yelling at me to leave their house*
"Maybe I'm the problem" See how that doesn't sound right? Don't doubt yourself. Everyone else is the problem
I'm singing in the rain because I'm mentally insane can this car get out the fast lane here I come Raising Cane's
Me in court after a slip n fall in the store
Life is too short to argue just blame someone else and move on
remember it's not tax fraud if the irs doesn't find out
Me seeing all the people showing up to therapy, knowing damn well I can't even help myself
The urge to fight other therapists to assert dominance
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past Me on the phone with Ghostbusters
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@1LocalTherapist Ummm wait what?? 😏 I see what you did there🤣
Yup that's my whole inspiration for doing anything. xD
i need this t-shirt btw, umm, sorry in advance 😇☠️😇
My post writing brain is on a vacation so here's a meme. xD
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