Sumit Roy private @sumltroy2

Senior ETF Analyst@ https://t.co/JW8MtqnZ9f | Author of (Dont) Invest Like a Pro Joined November 2010

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Sumit Roy @sumitroy2

2 months ago

Some people are getting offered $90,000 for a single month of work. The catch is, there's a real chance they don't make it home alive. And plenty of them are saying yes anyway.

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2 months ago

A free Chinese AI model beat America’s best using worse chips. Everyone’s convinced the US just lost the AI race. But they’re panicking about the wrong thing

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A former Apple engineer realized he could still get into Apple's systems after he quit. Instead of telling anyone, he texted a friend: "LOL, so funny." Now he's at the center of Apple's massive lawsuit against OpenAI.

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2 months ago

George Santos might be the first person in history to get caught insider trading on himself. And the craziest part is the crime everyone's accusing him of might be the wrong one.

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2 months ago

It's 2045. AI does everything, you never have to work again, and money is no object. So are you traveling the world and getting into the best shape of your life? Or are you six hours into a scroll hole, feeling empty?

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2 months ago

A man walked into a New York City police station, handed an officer a USB stick, and said, "Everything on here belongs to me now." He was trying to claim a fortune that belonged to thousands of strangers. And it might actually work.

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2 months ago

Someone turned $12 million into over $100 million by fleecing Wall Street. Nobody knows who they are, but one of the firms they beat is trying to hunt them down

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3 months ago

A guy asked his girlfriend to teach him how to use her work laptop. He told her he was just curious about databases. But that wasn't the real reason. Federal prosecutors just indicted him.

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3 months ago

During one of the worst heat waves ever, the EU shut off AC for lower floors of its main building in Brussels. The Commission president works on the 13th floor. Her office stayed cool while staffers below boiled. Here's why Europe still won't embrace AC.

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3 months ago

The US government set aside $85 million to move a space shuttle across the country. The problem is, it might be physically impossible to do

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3 months ago

Someone figured out how to print free money. And to this day, no one can say for sure whether anyone used it

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3 months ago

Winnie the Pooh, Mickey Mouse, and Popeye are all horror movie killers now, and Disney is powerless to stop it. Is this fair or is Disney getting robbed?

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3 months ago

The billionaire investor Vinod Khosla took the founders of Cloudflare to dinner. Two of them got up to use the bathroom, and he leaned across the table to the one still sitting there. "Fire your two cofounders, and I'll give you all their stock."

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3 months ago

A guy retired at 41 with $2M and spends his days high, playing GTA. His wife says he’s becoming a loser. He says he earned the rest. Who’s right?

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3 months ago

WOW! Elon could be a trillionaire next week

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3 months ago

Still kind of crazy how semiconductor stocks almost doubled in two months. And it was from close to all time highs, not some low level or something $SOXX $SMH

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4 months ago

JPMorgan fired a financial advisor for buying a $600 deli platter. He fought back and won over $4 million. But depending on who you believe, this isn’t really about the sandwiches

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4 months ago

$DRAM isn't the only ETF exploding on the back of Micron's surge. This week, $MUU became just the fourth single stock ETF to cross $5 billion in assets The ETF is now up 712% in 2026, No. 2 behind $BWET's 743%

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4 months ago

$VOO is about to become the first ETF with $1 trillion invested in it. $SPY was the biggest ETF until VOO surpassed it early last year. Now VOO has $200 billion more!

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4 months ago

If you had impeccable timing and bought the triple leveraged semiconductor ETF $SOXL at the end of March, you would have more than 5x'd your money For comparison, the unleveraged $SOXX is up 82% in the same period. Daily rebalancing works in your favor when the underlying goes straight up!