hitchhiker thumb 𓅇 @skelezorb
my mom bought me a cool shirt when i wear it im the shit im really not that legit my mom bought it Joined April 2013-
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Absolute vibe squasher as per usual
The Knicks have cancelled all watch parties outside of MSG due to Donald Trump’s attendance for Game 3, per Knicks PR.
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😭😭
I love that guy on reels who goes to the bars/clubs and gets patted down by the bouncer and is like “hell yea my favorite part” then just leaves 😭😭
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Him ripping off the mic and crushing it underfoot is extra unhinged even by his standards
Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying. Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California.
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🚨 ICE announces it will no longer report deaths of recently released detainees. This comes after the deaths of recently released detainees surge to a two-decade high.
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During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust After jacking off: I may never find love
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This guy’s account is just endless gems
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Stay Alive (2006)
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I made this comic in 2023
Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds. "You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂
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Fuuuuuck
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Boomers when they see you peacefully fishing on a lake that is nowhere near their property line
I've never seen anything this crazy personally but there are a ton of boomers who think they own the water off their lake front property which is insane. I've experienced hissy fits but nothing this insane.
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Risky egg fart in the bar. Two other tables #noticed
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
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