Schaef @schaefer_bb

Texas, USA Joined November 2013

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Stop picking up fawns. You are not a Disney princess. And even if you are, don’t.

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PGA Championship @PGAChampionship

3 years ago

High standards, high expectations. That's the mindset of 2020 PGA Champion @collin_morikawa. #PGAChamp | #FullSwingNetflix

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Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden

4 years ago

Max Duggan paying respect to his home state of Iowa by having no offense. A real classy move.

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Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes

4 years ago

I’m cackling

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Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury

4 years ago

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

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LHN (Longhorn Network App) @LonghornNetwork

4 years ago

Wow, @UTAustin 😲

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Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime

4 years ago

Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

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Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot

4 years ago

'After I put on my bathing suit, you must not look at me until I get into the water.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because I look funny in my bathing suit. That is why,' said Toad.

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Emma Bolden @emmabo

4 years ago

i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone

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The Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District created a bank account where people can send funds directly to shooting victims and their families. Funds can be sent electronically through Zelle using the email [email protected]. bit.ly/3wKirOC

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Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert

4 years ago

You cannot legislate away evil.

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Champagne Pammy 🥂 @imthatgirlpam

4 years ago

If gas really surges to $6 a gallon, I feel like it’s unethical to require people to go into the office 5x a week

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cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys

4 years ago

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

4 years ago

I’ve become the type of bitch who is invigorated by the scent of a hot cup of coffee while gazing out the kitchen window at the possibility of the day

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Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz

4 years ago

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

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syd j.🌙 @LQ_Ponygirl

4 years ago

“You’re doing all this by yourself?” “Yep” “Aren’t you wore out??” “Yep”

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RayChal @rachelslathar

4 years ago

my love language is handmade bits & tack, and boy am I good at self love

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

4 years ago

My heart absolutely beating out of my chest as I send the most mildly confrontational message that’s ever been written

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michelle @hotbitchintech

4 years ago

There’s owning a horse and then there’s owning a performance horse and really the big difference between the two is that one is kind of fun but expensive and the other requires you to sell your soul and also your kidney