Lisa Munthali @munthali_l65388

When she pays for dinner, alcohol and food then expects 🍆 in return

Okay twitter is a place where i have personally learnt alot of lessons that have made me go ten steps ahead in life. Like seeing how people tweet and do stuff has made me have a different perspective about certain stuff Here is how Thread…

Sisters for ever🤞

I am certainly not cut out for thé party lifestyle..😭😭 My levels of anxiety in crowded places,you might think I have been witched..

She is very good at this! 😂

Why you shouldn’t pluck your eyelashes [🎞️ Zack D. Films]

Me in one dm: I don’t like vns, please type out your messages. Me in another dm: Your voice makes the walls of my heart rumble melodiously. Please send more🥹🫶🏾

Health personnel are hardly appreciated for what they do. It is always lesa mukulu when someone recovers but when a patient dies ati iyo ama doctors nama nurses are negligent wat wat..... Tule Tasha 💯🙌

Love will find you when you stop looking.

I'm loyal. I'll never leave you for someone else. I'll only leave you for myself. For my peace, my sanity, my respect, my dignity, my survival.

I love how I grew into this person who doesn't have any attachment issues.I can love you wholeheartedly,but if you're not giving back the same energy I'll definitely leave you alone. I don't need answers, no closure, nothing! I'm gone."

Guys please romanticize your life. Go on solo dates, study in coffee shops, buy yourself flowers, wake up at 5 am to do a workout, cook yourself some dinner. it will bring you happiness i promise. not for people to see, just for yourself

I can’t wait to be a mom. I just need to be a wife first.

sometimes your friends don’t consider themselves as close to you as you do to them

ℒ @lowkyhrt

2 weeks ago

A hard to swallow pill is that?

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"Let me first ask my husband" "Ofcourse I didn't come alone, I'm here with my husband" "I am Mrs....." "I really don't know. My husband got it for me" "My husband says I can't come" "You know I have to be home early to fix something for my husband" "My husband says..."

Jata @PageJata

2 weeks ago

what’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married ?

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My job literally requires me to stalk people and approach them professionally 🤣💀.....anyway I'm looking for experts in the following areas*insert professional word* • Innovation for social impact • ⁠Leadership • ⁠Advocacy and campaigning 🧵

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I want to do this with my future wife. We will cook together, try new recipes, go out and try foods we've not eaten before or we even make them at home. It's gonna be fun. Looking forward to it.

D_Laureate @TheAblebaee_

2 weeks ago

Cheers to my husband and I for always finding new recipes and trying them out. Our favorite thing to do fr fr 🥰🥰

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My friend’s partner learned how to blow dry and style her hair when she’s on her period. Now it’s his form of connecting and care because he’s getting better at it they get to catch up. Your man? He only texts you at night because he thinks you’re a bat.