Middle Class Problem @middleclassprob

Real problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones. The Middle Class Problems book is OUT NOW amzn.to/1sjAsK4 London Joined February 2010

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The New York Times @nytimes

4 years ago

How do you deal with a difficult doorman? What bothers one person may not bother another, but when enough residents band together to complain, action often follows. nyti.ms/3uVxrZP

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The Guardian @guardian

4 years ago

Hummus supplies to dip as weather and Ukraine war cause chickpea shortage theguardian.com/business/2022/…

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Newstalk ZB @NewstalkZB

4 years ago

Kate Hawkesby: Who knew it would be so hard to build a pool? bit.ly/3AtSczo

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tyro @DoubleEph

4 years ago

Opened a pack of Celebrations and there were only 2 maltesers in it. This country is finished

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Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp

4 years ago

In other news I just swallowed an AirPod while downing my vitamins, I don’t recommend it. I’ve managed to chuck it back up without having to go to hospital, but my throat is really quite sore. 🤮

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Gareth Gates @Gareth_Gates

4 years ago

There’s nothing more frustrating than poor WiFi on a cruise ship in the middie of the sea. If you don’t hear from me, I’ve launched my phone overboard 🤬 💦

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Mellina van Meurs ♡ @MellinaKong

4 years ago

When your Tesla estimated date delivery disappears from your app and you don’t know if it’s going to get pushed back or forward 🥹🥺🙃

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Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux

4 years ago

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

4 years ago

10-year-old: *fights with her sister over what to watch* Me: Go watch the other TV. 10: Someone's watching it. Me: Then go watch the other other TV. 10: I don't want to walk that far.

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Ari Melber @AriMelber

4 years ago

Champagne flutes even harder to wash than wine glasses.

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AFP News Agency @AFP

4 years ago

"Feels like a sign of the apocalypse." KFC customers in Australia complain after the fried chicken chain switches to cabbage mix in burgers due to high lettuce prices u.afp.com/wEp8

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Pete Paphides @petepaphides

4 years ago

Are anyone else's fingers hated by the touch screen menus at Leon as much as mine are?

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Chi Nguyễn @whatchidid

4 years ago

Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them? Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.

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@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro

4 years ago

Longest 20 minutes of life is the time between finishing your airplane meal and the clearing of the tray.

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Jaden @jaden

4 years ago

Headphones Are Not Loud Enough.

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scott pianowski @scott_pianowski

4 years ago

Your lawn guy will always arrive just as your podcast is starting to tape. This is one of life's certainties.

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Amy Stoodley @amystoodley

4 years ago

Rant from a girl who hasn’t found coffee yet this morn: Hotels need to get over the coffee pod trend and put a single-serve French press in rooms instead. Cheaper, better on the environment, and much better than the muddy water pods.