joe janecek @joejanecek
It's me, One-person brainstorm. Professional Party Pooper. Curmudgeon in a coal mine. Rube of rubes. I watch pots boil and paint dry. RTs=¯\_(ツ)_/¯ janecek.com curmudgeonland Joined February 2009-
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High School students at In-N-Out after prom:
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Kari Lake and RFK Jr. having brunch and a hearty laugh about people who think the Earth is actually round.
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The level of hate that Kendrick has in his heart for Drake is only slightly higher than how my dad felt about Vince Offer. I truly believe that if he had lived another year, they would’ve gone bar for bar in the first ever infomercial battle.
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First generation in US, is from Russia. You tell me. KGB or nah?
First generation in US, is from Russia. You tell me. KGB or nah?
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I love that they are selling Lunchables for adults and calling it Charcuterie
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Las Vegas alien video is not altered, expert says ktla.com/news/las-vegas…
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[*angry Tony Soprano at the dinner table voice*] You can't even say Neopolitán anymore!!
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Leonard Leo wanted to send 1000s of $$ to Ginni Thomas. But he didn't want her named in the payment. So he got Kellyanne Conway to route it through a non-profit. They basically laundered the $$ as work Ginni did, but actually paid to Clarence for ruling in conservative favor.
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When newspapers don’t lay off the photo staff
When newspapers don’t lay off the photo staff
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this is one of my favourite photo 😹🐾
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We spare no expense on the Star Wars Day cosplay at my house
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“Brian, we’ve talked about this”
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Columbia announcing the Pulitzer Prizes today while not letting their own student journalists in
Columbia announcing the Pulitzer Prizes today while not letting their own student journalists in
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Ohio State's commencement speaker was loudly booed after trying to shill bitcoin, which he said he just discovered over the past few months. he says he took ayahuasca to write the speech this fucking rules (video via reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/com…)
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Watching CBS Sunday Morning and Tom Selleck is 79 years old, and says he is worried about losing his ranch, if he cannot keep working. Someone should talk to him about a reverse mortgage.
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